1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.
2. Someone is "Driving" since 9 days! I guess he reached North Pole!!
3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???
4. Someone is always 'available'. How free are you?????
5. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list!
6. Someone writes "urgent calls only". Don't get it.. Are u in the fire or ambulance service?
7. Someone says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away ur phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function
8. Someone is 'at the movies' for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns the theatre or sells popcorn there
Pls share with your loved ones and make them to laugh about others status.