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Friday, February 10, 2017

Wives !!!!













Wives !!!!


Wife : "why are u home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town 
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in his neighbourhood 
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! πŸ˜·
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Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again. πŸ˜‡
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.😜😜😜
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them

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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that DayπŸ˜‚

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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....😜😜
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Wives are magicians........
They can change anything into an argument....πŸ˜†πŸ˜œ
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!😜 πŸ˜œπŸ˜†πŸ˜œ
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