The teacher asks the class if anyone could use "definitely" correctly in a sentence.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "The grass is definitely green."
The teacher replies "Well grass can be green, but can also be brown. Anyone else?"
Little Stephanie raises her hand and says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher replies "Well the sky can be blue, but can also be gray. Anyone else?"
Little Johnny raises his hand again and asks "Are farts lumpy?"
The teacher replies "No Little Johnny, and that doesn't have the word "definitely" in it."
Little Johnny says, "Then I definitely shit my pants."
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