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Thursday, March 14, 2019
Friday, September 14, 2018
Green Thumbs and Red handed
The dad replies,"It's just a saying son,It's like when somebody is caught stealing,they say they have been caught 'red handed',even though their hands is black.
Saturday, April 14, 2018
30+ Hilarious Quotes About Love, From Kids
What Is The Proper Age To Get Married?
“Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.” (Judy, 8)
“Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife.” (Tommy, 5)
What Do Most People Do On A Date?
“On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” (Mike, 10)
When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone
“Never kiss in front of other people. It’s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.” (Kally, 9)
Is It Better To Be Single Or Married?
“It’s better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them.” (Lynette, 9)
“It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I don’t need that kind of trouble.” (Kenny, 7)
Concerning Why Love Happens Between Two People
“No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.” (Jan, 9)
“I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful.” (Harlen, 8)
On What Falling In Love Is Like
“Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.” (Roger, 9)
“If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long to learn.” (Leo, 7)
On The Role Of Good Looks In Love And Romance
“If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your family, it doesn’t hurt to be beautiful.” (Jeanne, 8)
“It isn’t always just how you look. Look at me. I’m handsome like anything and I haven’t got anybody to marry me yet.” (Gary, 7)
“Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a longtime.” (Christine, 9)
Concerning Why Lovers Often Hold Hands
“They want to make sure their rings don’t fall off, because they paid good money for them.” (David, 8)
Confidential Opinions About Love
“I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when The Simpsons are on TV.” (Anita, 6)
“Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I’ve been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” (Bobby, 8)
“I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade hard enough.” (Regina, 10)
Personal Qualities Necessary To Be A Good Lover
“One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.” (Ava 8)
Some Surefire Ways To Make A Person Fall In Love With You
“Tell them you own a whole bunch of candy stores.” (Del, 6)
“Don’t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain’t the same thing as love.” (Alonzo, 9)
“One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it’s something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me.” (Bart, 9)
How Can You Tell If Two Adults Eating Dinner At A Restaurant Are In Love
“Just see if the man picks up the check. That’s how you can tell if he’s in love.” (John, 9)
“Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food,” (Brad, 8)
“It’s love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it’s just like their hearts are on fire.” (Christine, 9)
What Most People Are Thinking When They Say “I Love You”
“The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him, but I hope he showers at least once a day.” (Michelle, 9)
How A Person Learns To Kiss
“You learn it right on the spot, when the gushy feelings get the best of you.” (Doug, 7)
“It might help if you watched soap operas all day.” (Carin, 9)
When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
“It’s never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you…that’s why I stopped doing it.” (Jean, 10)
How To Make Love Endure
“Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.” (Tommy, 7)
“Don’t forget your wife’s name…that will mess up the love.” (Roger, 8)
“Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take the trash out.” (Randy, 8)
Tuesday, November 14, 2017
THE 50 GREATEST EVER QUOTES ABOUT LIONEL MESSI
THE 50 GREATEST EVER QUOTES ABOUT LIONEL MESSI
Whether which club you support, you can't deny Lionel Messi is one the greatest soccer player ever.
From Pep Guardiola to Diego Armando Maradona or Real Madrid legend Zinedine Zidane, here are 50 great quotes that define well what type of soccer player Lionel Messi is:
1) "They tell me that all men are equal in God’s eyes, this player makes you seriously think about those words." - soccer commentator Ray Hudson
2) "I have never seen anyone like Leo Messi. He is a miracle from God! I like it when he does his things on the field. It's not jealousy - I feel good, for instance, when he nutmegs someone." - Arda Turan
3) "Is Messi a real player or a PlayStation character?" - Radamel Falcao
4) "I like Messi a lot, he’s a great player. Technically, we’re practically at the same level." - Pele
5) "Once they said they can only stop me with a pistol. Today you need a machine gun to stop Messi." - Hristo Stoichkov
6) "Messi is the Mozart of soccer." - Radomir Antic
7) "It is clear that Messi is on a level above all others. Those who do not see that are blind." - Xavi
8) "For me, to watch Messi play is a pleasure – it’s like having an orgasm – it’s an incredible pleasure." - Luis Figo
9) "Barca will never have a player like Messi again. Messi’s greatness is present on and off the field of play." - ex-Barcelona president Sandro Rosell
10) "This Barca will be remembered as Messi’s Barca. He’s well above anything else I’ve ever seen. He’s an alien." - Carles Puyol
11) "Messi is the best in the world without any doubt and for me the history of soccer." Luis Enrique
12) "Messi is God, as a person and even more as a player. I knew him when he was a boy and I’ve watched him grow. He deserves it all." - Samuel Eto'o
13) "Although he may not be human, it’s good that Messi still thinks he is." - Javier Mascherano
14) "Newton and Einstein had a certain level of autism - I hope that, like them, Messi surpasses himself every day and continues to give us his beautiful brand of soccer." - Romario
15) "Life with Leo is prettier, of another colour." - Barcelona president Josep Maria Bartomeu
16) "There are three or four important things in life: books, friends, women… and Messi." - Portuguese writer Antonio Lobo Antunes
17) "Seeing Messi play is like watching a video game… What Messi does on a soccer field is simply unthinkable… The way he walks from side to side, and once he sees an opportunity, he simply creates magic." - tennis superstar Victoria Azarenka
18) "He is an anomaly. The rest will have to wait until he falls off a little bit.” - Edgar Davids
19) "At this point I’m starting to believe that Messi is tightly related to Clark Kent." - Bar Rafaeli
20) "Messi is class. There is him, and then there is the rest. What he does is extraordinary." - Franck Ribery
21) "We give him the ball and stand back and watch. People often say to me they saw Pele and Maradona play. In the future, I will be able to say I saw Messi play." - Thiago Alcantara
22) "He is always going forwards. He never passes the ball backwards or sideways. He has only one idea, to run towards the goal. So as a soccer fan, just enjoy the show." - Zinedine Zidane
23) "He sees passes that most people can only see whilst watching the game on TV, not ones that you can normally see on the pitch." - Tata Martino
24) "He does not really seem human to me." - Luis Enrique
25) "For the world of soccer, Messi is a treasure because he is a role model for children around the world… Messi will be the player to win the most Ballons d’Or in history. He will win five, six, seven. He is incomparable. He’s in a different league." - Johan Cruyff
26) "I have played against Platini, Maradona, Cruyff and played with George Best — a lot of big names, but none of them has been able to do what Messi does. Two years ago I said that the best player I played against was Maradona and the best player I have played with was Bestie. But I can now say I have never seen a player as good as Messi. He’s in a league of his own." - Former Tottenham star Gerry Armstrong
27) "Who’s better, Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo? Messi. Ronaldo is good, but Messi is 10 times better." - Klaas-Jan Huntelaar
28) "Diego [Maradona] filled us with emotions. But between the cracks, without doubt, Messi is better than Maradona." - Diego Simeone
29) "There is no doubt, you’re from another galaxy. Thanks Leo." - Maxi Rodriguez
30) "Who is the Best Player in the World? Leo Messi. Who is the Best Player Ever? Leo Messi." - Arsene Wenger
31) "I have seen the player who will inherit my place in Argentine soccer and his name is Messi. Messi is a genius." - Diego Maradona
32) "Messi does not need his right foot. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world. Imagine if he also used his right foot, Then we would have serious problems." - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
33) "Fella’s a genius. Best ever by a distance in my life time. Never really saw Pele… Souness, Gullit, Venables and now Rooney agree Messi is the best they have seen. He plays a game with which we are not familiar." - Gary Lineker
34) "I played with Romario, Rivaldo, Ronaldo, Laudrup and Stoichkov but Messi is the best I’ve seen." - Albert Ferrer
35) "It feels good to be in the same generation as him. I believe he’s the best player in the history of the sport." - Gerard Pique
36) "Messi defies the laws of anatomy, he must have an extra bone in his ankle." - Carlos Bilardo
37) "Lionel Messi is quite clearly the best player ever. It’s a pleasure to pit myself against him and when I finish my career it’s something I can look back on and know I’ve tested myself against the very best." - John Terry
38) "In my entire life I have never seen a player of such quality and personality at such a young age, particularly wearing the ‘heavy’ shirt of one of the world’s great clubs... Before a game, you can plan for everything. But Messi can produce a move that no-one expects and change the game in an instant." - Fabio Capello
39) "Messi is better than Maradona; he is more complete, more consistent, more spectacular. He is reinventing the game – a mix of the real and the virtual." - Tostão
40) "I am not crazy enough to compare myself with Messi because he is the best there ever was and the best there will ever be." - Mario Gomez
41) "I was a big fan of Maradona growing up and of the current crop Ronaldo is good but Messi is the best I’ve ever seen. I don’t dish out praise lightly but Messi deserves it. I look for weaknesses in his game and I can’t find them." - Roy Keane
42) "Messi is the best player ever. And this is said by someone who has seen Maradona and Pele play." - AC Milan chief Adriano Galliani
43) "He is the best in the world. soccer seems easy when he plays it." - Bacary Sagna
44) "I wear the number 10 Jersey for the US National Team in honour of the Greatest athlete I have ever seen: Messi." - Kobe Bryant
45) "The only bad thing about Ronaldo’s life is Messi. If it was not for him, Ronaldo would be the best player in the world for five years in a row." - Felipe Scolari
46) "I can’t believe anyone can have played the game of soccer as well as Messi." - Michael Owen
47) "Messi is a genius. He has everything. When I watch him, I see a player who is very, very, skilful, very clever and his left foot is like Diego Maradona’s." - Franz Beckenbauer
48) "Messi or Cristiano? Cristiano Ronaldo is very good, but I prefer Messi. He’s incredible." - Gheorghe Hagi
49) "Comparing CR7 to Messi is an exercise of ignorance in soccer. Messi is Messi and others, soccerers." - Spanish manager Miguel Angel Lotina
50) "The other day I saw one of his games. He was running with the ball at a hundred per cent full speed, I don’t know how many touches he took, maybe five or six, but the ball was glued to his foot. It’s practically impossible." - Real Madrid legend Raul
Bonus: "Don't write about him, don't try to describe him. Just watch him." - Pep Guardiola
Ok then, Pep.
Wednesday, September 27, 2017
Aldous Huxley Quotes
Aldous Huxley Quotes
- That we do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history.
~ in Collected Essays - Under favorable conditions, practically everybody can be converted to practically anything.
~ in Brave New World Revisited - Chastity–the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
~ in Eyeless in Gaza - Death … It’s the only thing we haven’t succeeded in completely vulgarizing.
~ in Eyeless in Gaza - After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
~ in Music at Night - Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
~ in Proper Studies - Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.
~ in Texts and Pretexts - Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities.
~ in Vedanta for the Western World - An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
- At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political ideas.
- Experience teaches only the teachable.
- Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
- Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
- That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.
- There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that’s your own self.
- A bad book is as much of a labour to write as a good one; it comes as sincerely from the author’s soul.
- A belief in hell and the knowledge that every ambition is doomed to frustration at the hands of a skeleton have never prevented the majority of human beings from behaving as though death were no more than an unfounded rumor.
- A child-like man is not a man whose development has been arrested; on the contrary, he is a man who has given himself a chance of continuing to develop long after most adults have muffled themselves in the cocoon of middle-aged habit and convention.
- A democracy which makes or even effectively prepares for modern, scientific war must necessarily cease to be democratic. No country can be really well prepared for modern war unless it is governed by a tyrant, at the head of a highly trained and perfectly obedient bureaucracy.
- A fanatic is a man who consciously over compensates a secret doubt.
- A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an optimistic believer in the will’s freedom after it.
- All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours.
- Amour is the one human activity of any importance in which laughter and pleasure preponderate, if ever so slightly, over misery and pain.
- An unexciting truth may be eclipsed by a thrilling lie.
- Beauty is worse than wine, it intoxicates both the holder and beholder.
- Children are remarkable for their intelligence and ardor, for their curiosity, their intolerance of shams, the clarity and ruthlessness of their vision.
- Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead.
- De Sade is the one completely consistent and thoroughgoing revolutionary of history.
- Cynical realism is the intelligent man’s best excuse for doing nothing in an intolerable situation.
- Dream in a pragmatic way.
- Europe is so well gardened that it resembles a work of art, a scientific theory, a neat metaphysical system. Man has re-created Europe in his own image.
- Every man who knows how to read has it in his power to magnify himself, to multiply the ways in which he exists, to make his life full, significant and interesting.
- Every man’s memory is his private literature.
- Everyone who wants to do good to the human race always ends in universal bullying.
- Feasts must be solemn and rare, or else they cease to be feasts.
- From their experience or from the recorded experience of others (history), men learn only what their passions and their metaphysical prejudices allow them to learn.
- God isn’t compatible with machinery and scientific medicine and universal happiness. You must make your choice. Our civilization has chosen machinery and medicine and happiness.
- Great is truth, but still greater, from a practical point of view, is silence about truth. By simply not mentioning certain subjects… totalitarian propagandists have influenced opinion much more effectively than they could have by the most eloquent denunciations.
- Habit converts luxurious enjoyments into dull and daily necessities.
- Happiness is a hard master, particularly other people’s happiness.
- Hell isn’t merely paved with good intentions; it’s walled and roofed with them. Yes, and furnished too.
- I can sympathize with people’s pains, but not with their pleasures. There is something curiously boring about somebody else’s happiness.
- I’m afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery.
- Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power.
- If human beings were shown what they’re really like, they’d either kill one another as vermin, or hang themselves.
- It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one’s life and find at the end that one has no more to offer by way of advice than ‘try to be a little kinder.’
- It takes two to make a murder. There are born victims, born to have their throats cut, as the cut-throats are born to be hanged.
- It was one of those evenings when men feel that truth, goodness and beauty are one. In the morning, when they commit their discovery to paper, when others read it written there, it looks wholly ridiculous.
- It’s with bad sentiments that one makes good novels.
- Like every man of sense and good feeling, I abominate work.
- Like every other good thing in this world, leisure and culture have to be paid for. Fortunately, however, it is not the leisured and the cultured who have to pay.
- Man approaches the unattainable truth through a succession of errors.
- Man is an intelligence, not served by, but in servitude to his organs.
- Most ignorance is vincible ignorance. We don’t know because we don’t want to know.
- Most of one’s life is one prolonged effort to prevent oneself thinking.
- My fate cannot be mastered; it can only be collaborated with and thereby, to some extent, directed. Nor am I the captain of my soul; I am only its noisiest passenger.
- My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing.
- Official dignity tends to increase in inverse ratio to the importance of the country in which the office is held.
- One of the great attractions of patriotism – it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what’s more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
- Orthodoxy is the diehard of the world of thought. It learns not, neither can it forget.
- People intoxicate themselves with work so they won’t see how they really are.
- Perhaps it’s good for one to suffer. Can an artist do anything if he’s happy? Would he ever want to do anything? What is art, after all, but a protest against the horrible inclemency of life?
- Proverbs are always platitudes until you have personally experienced the truth of them.
- Science has explained nothing; the more we know the more fantastic the world becomes and the profounder the surrounding darkness.
- Several excuses are always less convincing than one.
- So long as men worship the Caesars and Napoleons, Caesars and Napoleons will duly arise and make them miserable.
- Sons have always a rebellious wish to be disillusioned by that which charmed their fathers.
- Specialized meaninglessness has come to be regarded, in certain circles, as a kind of hallmark of true science.
- Speed, it seems to me, provides the one genuinely modern pleasure.
- Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
- That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep.
- The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
- The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different.
- The finest works of art are precious, among other reasons, because they make it possible for us to know, if only imperfectly and for a little while, what it actually feels like to think subtly and feel nobly.
- The impulse to cruelty is, in many people, almost as violent as the impulse to sexual love – almost as violent and much more mischievous.
- The more powerful and original a mind, the more it will incline towards the religion of solitude.
- The most distressing thing that can happen to a prophet is to be proved wrong. The next most distressing thing is to be proved right.
- The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own.
- The most valuable of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it has to be done, whether you like it or not.
- The propagandist’s purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human.
- The proper study of mankind is books.
- The quality of moral behaviour varies in inverse ratio to the number of human beings involved.
- The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which mean never losing your enthusiasm.
- The vast majority of human beings dislike and even actually dread all notions with which they are not familiar… Hence it comes about that at their first appearance innovators have generally been persecuted, and always derided as fools and madmen.
- The worst enemy of life, freedom and the common decencies is total anarchy; their second worst enemy is total efficiency.
- There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors of perception.
- There is no substitute for talent. Industry and all its virtues are of no avail.
- There isn’t any formula or method. You learn to love by loving – by paying attention and doing what one thereby discovers has to be done.
- There’s only one effectively redemptive sacrifice, the sacrifice of self-will to make room for the knowledge of God.
- Those who believe that they are exclusively in the right are generally those who achieve something.
- Thought must be divided against itself before it can come to any knowledge of itself.
- To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
- To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.
- Uncontrolled, the hunger and thirst after God may become an obstacle, cutting off the soul from what it desires. If a man would travel far along the mystic road, he must learn to desire God intensely but in stillness, passively and yet with all his heart and mind and strength.
- We are all geniuses up to the age of ten.
- We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look.
- What is absurd and monstrous about war is that men who have no personal quarrel should be trained to murder one another in cold blood.
- What we feel and think and are is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera.
- What with making their way and enjoying what they have won, heroes have no time to think. But the sons of heroes – ah, they have all the necessary leisure.
- Words, words, words! They shut one off from the universe. Three quarters of the time one’s never in contact with things, only with the beastly words that stand for them.
- Writers write to influence their readers, their preachers, their auditors, but always, at bottom, to be more themselves.
- Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
- You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It’s one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.
- Abused as we abuse it at present, dramatic art is in no sense cathartic; it is merely a form of emotional masturbation. It is the rarest thing to find a player who has not had his character affected for the worse by the practice of his profession. Nobody can make a habit of self-exhibition, nobody can exploit his personality for the sake of exercising a kind of hypnotic power over others, and remain untouched by the process.
- Beauty for some provides escape, who gain a happiness in eying the gorgeous buttocks of the ape or Autumn sunsets exquisitely dying.
- The brotherhood of men does not imply their equality. Families have their fools and their men of genius, their black sheep and their saints, their worldly successes and their worldly failures. A man should treat his brothers lovingly and with justice, according to the deserts of each. But the deserts of every brother are not the same.
- Ignore death up to the last moment; then, when it can’t be ignored any longer, have yourself squirted full of morphia and shuffle off in a coma. Thoroughly sensible, humane and scientific, eh?
- Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
Wednesday, August 2, 2017
Oscar Wilde's Awesome 25 Quotes
Oscar Wilde's Awesome 25 Quotes
1. I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
2. The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
3. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
4. It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
5. The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
6. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
7. What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
8. A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
9. When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
10. There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
11. Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
12. Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
13. True friends stab you in the front.
14. All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
15. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
16. There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
17. Genius is born—not paid.
18. Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
19. How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?
20. A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
21. My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people’s.
22. The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
23. I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
24. There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.
25. Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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