*Sardar* got frustrated of jokes made on him, so he goes to his wife and says .."Tell me a joke in which *I am not involved*.":worried:She smiles and says ...:information_desk_person:"I am pregnant".:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue::wink:
The Pink Zebra restaurant, located in the Swaroop district of Kanpur, India, was designed by the RENESA architecture studio. This place is inspired by the magical and surreal world of director Wes Anderson. Suspensions, paintings, decorative objects, every detail harmonize perfectly with the pink colors and the black and white stripes of the paintings of the restaurant. The space has two floors and includes a lounge and a bar and a covered terrace. The total area of the restaurant is about 370 square meters. Fabulous.
Killer English...
😀Plz forgive me if u die laughing😀
This is an actual letter taken from the Times of India in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement:
Madam,
I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna. I am seeing ur advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on u and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.
I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna. I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School, Bezna Road.
I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.
I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing.
I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands.
💐RIP ENGLISH🙏