There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who
inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate
that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded,
"Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced,
"The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants
you to change your underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones,
McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and
Brown, you change with Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change",
but don't count on things smelling any better.
