Ambulance ! - Joke

A Woman called for an ambulance..

Operator: How may I help you?

Woman: I banged my toe against the coffee table and hurt it real bad.

Operator: And you want to call an ambulance for that?

Woman: No. The ambulance is for my husband. He shouldn't have laughed like that......
😳😳😀

What is the date today? - Joke

When I reached hospital,
I got a call from my wife...
"what is the date today?"

I was wondering..😳
then told her 11th September...
call disconnected...
i was wondering..her birthday?

No...mine...No... anniversary...no..
son's birthday ...no...
in laws birthday anniversary...
no...gas booking..done...utility payments done...
her uncle who arrives when we want to go out, sqat and kill us and our time...his birthday ...no... Then?!

Why date??? Lunch and evening tea went with spinning questions...reached home...

Junior was playing in car park... Asked him....how is the weather in kitchen? Tornado... tsunami???...

Boy told " all normal. Why?".." your mom asked me..what is the date today in the morning?"...

Boy smiled and told me..." I tore some sheets from calendar in morning...

She was confused..". Haaaa... 😂😂😎😎

*Being husband is a toughest job.* 😀😎😃😂

A Husband - wife quarrel

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"