22 of the Very best Quotes of All time

1. “Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.” – Mark Twain
2. “I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.” – Abraham Lincoln
3. “There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.” – Bill Hicks
4. “No one is saying that you’ve broken any laws, Mr. President… We’re just saying it’s a little weird that you didn’t have to.” – John Oliver on PRISM
5. “When Students cheat on exams it’s because our school system values grades more than students value learning.” – Neil Degrasse Tyson
6. “We ask 18-year-olds to make huge decisions about their career and financial future, when a month ago they had to ask to go to the bathroom.” – Adam Kotsko
7. “Human nature is like water. It takes the shape of its container.” – Wallace Stevens
8. “How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye hard.” – Winnie the Pooh
9. “In war, the strong make slaves of the weak, and in peace the rich makes slaves of the poor.” – Oscar Wilde
10. “I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
11. “Danger seems terrible from a distance; it is not so bad if you have a close look at it.” – Abhishek Vicky
12. “Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” – Dr. Seuss
13. “The most important things are the hardest to say because words diminish them.” – Stephen King
14. “You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.” – Tina Fey
15. “If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” – Dumbledore
16. “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates
17. “Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice.” – Henry Ford
18. “You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.” – Buddha
19. “You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day, unless you’re too busy, then you should sit for an hour.” – Zen adage
20. “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.” – Raylan Givens
21. “Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.” – Lao Tzu
22. “Of all sad words of mouth or pen, the saddest are these: it might have been.” – John Greenleaf Whittier

Awesome Friendship Quotes!

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." --- Winnie the Pooh

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost." ---Charles Caleb Colton

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"Friendship is one mind in two bodies." ---Mencius

"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend." ---Stone Temple Pilots

"I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay." ---Dave Matthew's band

"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them."

"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere." --- Tim McGraw

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life." ---Lee Iacocca

"Hold a true friend with both your hands." ---Nigerian Proverb

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." ---unknown

"In our daily lives, we must see that it is not happiness that makes us grateful, but the gratefulness that makes us happy."

"Hold a true friend with both your hands." ---Nigerian Proverb

"I get by with a little help from my friends." The Beatles ;-)

"If you walk in front of me, I may not follow.
If you walk behind me, I may not lead.
If you Walk beside me, I will be your friend." ---Albert Camus