How Android iPhone and Blackberry Users See Themselves

How Android, iPhone and Blackberry Users See Themselves

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WEDDING CAKE

A Doctor at a health conference said,

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.

Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be destructive,

and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.

Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of silence, a 70-year-old man sitting in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

Buddy, This is America

A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says,

"Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?"

He pronounces it "jo-la-pen-o", not "ho-lo-peen-yo".

The cashier says, "Sir, that's not what those peppers are called."

The man replies, "Listen, buddy, this is America, and I can pronounce any word the way I please."

The cashier responds, "That is as may be, sir, but those are green peppers."