A tough-looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
He wants to distract her, so he says the first thing that pops into his head. "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss? At least you go out with a nice memory, eh?"
She thinks for a moment and then she gives him a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND
Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool 
1. You can stare at any Girl....... 
2. You don't have to spend money on her. 
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers. 
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u. 
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring. 
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u. 
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore. 
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. 
No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them. 
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less. 
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her. 
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks. 
17. No nonstop nonsense. 
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears. 
19. No tension. 
20. You can be "urself" 
21. You won't have to hide your telephone bills...... 
So Try to AVOID Girl Friends in your Life...!.
