It's time for Pom Bashing - Best of England Cricket Jokes

Foxsports.com.au's best England jokes

Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all-rounder.

Q. What's the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. What advantage do Eoin Morgan and Jonathan Trott have over the rest of their teammates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.

Q. Why don't English fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What do Matt Prior and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. What is the definition of optimism?
A. An England batsman putting on sunscreen before going out to bat.

Q. What is the difference between an England batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A. Nothing! If you blink you'll miss both.

Son of a bitch - Joke

“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned,” the girl said at confession.

“What have you done my child?” asked her priest.

“I called a man a son of a bitch,” she told him.

“And why did you call him a son of a bitch?” he asked.

“Because he touched my hand,” she answered.

“Like this?” said the priest, as he touches her hand.

“Yes, Father.”

“That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.”

“Then he touched my breast.”

“Like this?” he asked, as he touched her breast.

“Yes, Father.”

“That’s still no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

“Then he took off my clothes, father.”

“Like this?” he inquired, as he takes off her clothes.

“Yes, Father.”

“That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

“Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where,” she confessed. “Like this?” the priest asked as he stuck his you know what into her you know where.

“Yes, Father! YES, Father!! YES FATHER!!!”

After a few minutes, the priest said, “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

“But Father, then he told me he has AIDS!”

“THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”

World Radio Day 2015 - Infographic: Youth & Radio

Celebrate World Radio Day and remind ourselves why we need greater participation of young people in radio, with this special info graphic made by United Nations Dialmundiaradio.org looking at the three sub-themes of World Radio Day 2015: 
Celebrating radio... by youth, for youth... in safety and security.