- “Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.” – Mark Twain
- “I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.” – Abraham Lincoln
- “There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.” – Bill Hicks
- “No one is saying that you’ve broken any laws, Mr. President… We’re just saying it’s a little weird that you didn’t have to.” – John Oliver on PRISM
- “When Students cheat on exams it’s because our school system values grades more than students value learning.” – Neil Degrasse Tyson
- “We ask 18-year-olds to make huge decisions about their career and financial future, when a month ago they had to ask to go to the bathroom.” – Adam Kotsko
- “Human nature is like water. It takes the shape of its container.” – Wallace Stevens
- “How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye hard.” – Winnie the Pooh
- “In war, the strong make slaves of the weak, and in peace the rich makes slaves of the poor.” – Oscar Wilde
- “I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
- “Danger seems terrible from a distance; it is not so bad if you have a close look at it.” – Abhishek Vicky
- “Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” – Dr. Seuss
- “The most important things are the hardest to say because words diminish them.” – Stephen King
- “You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.” – Tina Fey
- “If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” – Dumbledore
- “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates
- “Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice.” – Henry Ford
- “You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.” – Buddha
- “You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day, unless you’re too busy, then you should sit for an hour.” – Zen adage
- “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.” – Raylan Givens
- “Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.” – Lao Tzu
- “Of all sad words of mouth or pen, the saddest are these: it might have been.” – John Greenleaf Whittier
