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Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Collapse and Cheating !!!

A University professor  wrote an expressive message to his students at the doctorate, masters and bachelors levels and placed it at the entrance in a university in South Africa.
And this is the message;



*"Collapsing any nation does not require use of atomic bombs or the use of long range missiles.*
*It only requires lowering the quality of education and allowing cheating in the examinations by the students".*
The patient dies in the hands of the doctor who passed his exams through *cheating.*
And the buildings collapse in the hands of an engineer who passed his exams through *cheating.*
And the money is lost in the hands of an accountant who passed his exams through *cheating.*
And humanity dies in the hands of a religious scholar who passed his exams through *cheating.*
And justice is lost in the hands of a judge who passed his exams through *cheating.*
And ignorance is rampant in the minds of children who are under the care of a teacher who passed exams through *cheating.*
*"The collapse of education is the collapse of the nation"*

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

A letter to Sun


😩 42°+ temperature in many places.... 
Some one wrote to Sun...

Dear Sun,
Please go to settings, display and brightness and please lower your brightness! 
Please, its too hot to handle!


🌞 Sun's reply...

I have not changed any settings. Please go to your settings and...
1. Increase number of trees...
2. Reduce carbon emissions levels...
3. Reduce concrete jungles...
4. Increase number of lakes...
Basically, switch to
"Human Mode"
from auto mode...!!!

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Killer English.

Killer English...


😀Plz forgive me if u die laughing😀

This is an actual letter taken from the Times of India in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement:

Madam,
I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna. I am seeing ur advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on u and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.
I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna. I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School, Bezna Road.
I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.
I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing.
I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands.

💐RIP ENGLISH🙏
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