Men Will Be Men !!!

One day a woman wanted to know how the husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. 

So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing she put the letter on the table in the bedroom and then hid under the bed...

When the husband came back home, saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same paper and then began to sing and dance changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialled someone then said: "Hey babe, am just changing clothes then will join you, as for the other fool it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her and has left. I was wrong..really wrong to have married her, I wish I had known you earlier. See you soon honey!" The husband walked out of the room and left. In tears and very upset, the woman got up from under the bed and decided to go and read what the husband wrote on the letter. 

When she got the letter, it said: "I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call.. I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal....

I LOVE YOU!"

Top 5 BANNED Commercials in India

Top 5 BANNED Commercials in India

These are the top 5 commercials that were BANNED from Indian television by the Censor Board. Enjoy!

17 Of The Greatest One-Line Jokes.

17 Of The Greatest One-Line Jokes

1. A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.
2. A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
3. I removed the shell from my racing snail to make him go faster, but if anything it made him more sluggish.
4. Alcoholics don’t run in my family — they mostly stumble around and bump into things.
5. A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks, “some asshole has my pen.”
6. “I have an L-shaped couch… Lower case.”
7. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
8. I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
9. What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
10. My doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia, well he didn’t actually say that, but I could tell it was what the snide bastard was thinking.
11. Saw this somewhere: If your parachute doesn’t open, don’t panic; you have the rest of your life to fix it!
12. Saw a sign outside of an office building which said:”Today’s workshop ‘How To Cope With Disappointment’ has been cancelled.”
13. What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
14. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was, and then it dawned on me.
15. Saying ‘I’m sorry’ and ‘I apologize’ mean the same thing, except when at a funeral.
16. My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
17. “Yes, I have reservations… but I’ll eat here anyway”