Nude British Lady and Chinese Taxi Driver !

Fully Nude British Lady gets into taxi. Chinese Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..

British Lady asks,
"Haven't u seen a naked woman before?"

Chinese Driver: I no look you naked. I plenty frightened. I look look. Where you keep money pay me?

MORAL:

Be Chinese!
Concentrate on your Business, no matter what!

One Finnish soldier is better than 10 Soviet !!!

During winter war soviet general hears someone shouting from wood - "One finnish soldier is better than ten soviet". 

Angry general sends ten man to deal with annoying Fin. After short period of shots and dying soviets screams, comes another shout - 
"One finnish soldier is better than hundred soviet". 

General sends hundred soldier and again none of them comes back. Then general hears third shout - 
"One finnish soldier is better than thousand soviets". 

Furious general sends thousand man to deal with him. 
This time one of his soldiers manage to survive and reports to general - 

"Sir, please don't send more our troops, it's a trap, there's two of them".

Doctor, Doctor.. A hilarious #Joke

Doctor, Doctor.. A hilarious #Joke