Break Up ! - Some funny one liners

Break Up ! - Some funny one liners

A chicken farmer goes into a bar... - Joke

A chicken farmer goes into a bar...

A chicken farmer goes into a bar, takes a seat next to a woman, and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

He turns to her and says,

"What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. They clink glasses and he asks, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"That's great," says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replies.

"What a coincidence," she said.

I’m Australian

Piet the farmer was walking through his veld one day when he spots someone drinking water from a pond.

He shouts, “Moenie die water drink nie, dis vol skaap k*k”.

The other guy says, “I’m Australian mate, speak English!”

Piet replies, “Use both hands, you get more that way”.