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Monday, March 19, 2018

Attractive woman and a man at a restaurant - Joke

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.

The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

15 Compliments You Can Give Someone You Love

1. You inspire me to be a better person.

2. You’re the kind of person who could make even Kanye smile.

3. You give me the kind of advice I always need to hear (even if I don’t want to hear it). Thank you for that.

4. You’re the only person I want to come back to when it feels like the rest of the world has become too much.

5. You’ve shown me how to be kinder person.

6. You’re my favorite person to talk to. I never get tired of hearing your voice, your stories. I always want more.

7. The way you live your life challenges me and has helped me grow.

8. You’re really good at all the things you do. And even the things you think you don’t do so well, I like how you do it anyway, without caring what anyone thinks.

9. If you died or something happened to you, I would delete your browser history for you.

10. You’re really fun to be around. Even when we aren’t doing anything at all just being around you makes me feel content.

11. I think you’d make a really great parent someday.

12. Your existence has made my life infinitely better since knowing you.

13. I love how precious and child-like you can be sometimes. You make me feel young again.

14. You’ve shown me what unconditional love feels like. Thank you for letting me experience what it feels like to find safety in another person.

15. You’re accomplishing so much. Every day you are growing and evolving into a better, stronger version of who you were yesterday. You have already done so much in the time that I’ve known you. Your passion for life has encouraged me to dream bigger, love harder, and find beauty everywhere.

Monday, March 12, 2018

'Perfect Body' of a Woman - How Men And Women Differ

In case you needed more fodder for a “depressingly unrealistic body expectations” Pinterest board, lingerie shop polled 500 men and 500 women to create mashup images illustrating how the sexes differ when it comes to their “perfect body.”

And so began a game of commodifying different celebrities’ body parts to be photoshopped into the super-celebrity body. Here’s the “perfect” woman:

Via : Time
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