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Friday, September 18, 2020

Management Consultantancy !!

 Management Consultantancy



There was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.
Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.
The driver,
a man dressed in an Armani suit,
Cerutti shoes,
Ray-Ban sunglasses,
TAG-Heuer wrist watch,
& a Pierre Cardin tie
gets out and asks the shepherd,
'If I can tell you how many sheep you have,
will you give me one of them?'
The shepherd looks at
the young man,
then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies,
'Okay.'
The young man parks the car,
connects his laptop to the mobile-fax,
enters a NASA Website,
scans the ground using his GPS,
opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot
tables.
He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech
mini-printer,
turns to the shepherd and says,
‘'You have exactly 1,586 sheep.'.
The shepherd cheers,
"That's correct,
you can have your choicest sheep from the herd".
'The young man takes one of the animals which he likes most and cute from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.
The shepherd looks at him and asks,
'If I guess your profession,
will you return my animal to me?'
The young man laughed and answers,
'Yes, why not?'
The shepherd says,
'You are a MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT.'
'How did you know?'
asks the young man.
'Very simple,'
answers the shepherd.
1. First,
you came here without being wanted.
2. Second,
you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.
3. Third,
you don't understand anything about my business.
Now, *May I please have my DOG back? "*
😆

Thursday, May 14, 2020

Paige Spiranac, The Gorgeous Golfer - Hot & Sexy Athlete

Paige Spiranac, The Gorgeous  Golfer - Hot & Sexy Athlete


Golf might not be the most popular sport out there, but it is still worth checking out. A lot of young people think it is dull, although we think that you might change your mind after learning more about Paige Spiranac. This gorgeous golfer is truly a sight for sore eyes.

Paige Spiranac has been playing golf since she was a young girl. We doubt that anyone was surprised when they found out that she got to play it while she was going to San Diego State University

When she was attending that school, she brought home the All-Mountain West Conference title from 2012 until 2014. Aside from that, she also helped the San Diego State University Aztecs win their first Mountain West Conference title in the sport.

She gained a lot of attention when she began to post trick shot clips on her Instagram profile. However, she has since gotten an even bigger audience! Yes, this means that she is also a social media personality.

Right now, she has a lot of followers on her Instagram page. Can you guess how many people have clicked the ‘follow’ button on her account? The answer would be 2 million! Pretty impressive, am I right?




















































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