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Wednesday, July 19, 2017

What's up Whatsapp :)

What's up Whatsapp :)



Economics is not that difficult if we have the *Right Examples*.

*Interviewer*: What is Recession? 

*Candidate*: When *Wine & Women* get replaced by *Water & Wife*, 
that critical phase of life is called *Recession*!!😜

*Accountancy fact*:

What is the difference between *Liability* & *Asset*?

A *drunk friend* is *liability*...

But

A *drunk Girlfriend* is an *Asset*....
😜😜😜😜😜

*Law of equality* πŸ’ 

The time taken by a wife when she says *I'll get ready in 5 min* is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says *'I'll call u in 5 min*!πŸ“žπŸ“±
😜😜😜😜
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I arguedπŸ‘Ώ... She arguedπŸ‘Ώ...

I shouted😑... She shouted😑 and then she cried😭

*Result*: She won by *duckworth lewis* method😱
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*Chess* is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the *husband*.

This *poor king* can take only *one step at a time* ...

While the *mighty queen can do whatever she likes*....
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All Men are Brave...

Horror Movies don't Scare them....

But *5 Missed Calls from Wife* ..surely does...😝😝😝

One Smart Guy Invented
*WhatsApp*

His Wife Added a feature in it called
*Last Seen At*'πŸ˜œπŸ‘Œ

Thank god she didnt add
*Last Seen With*
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Punch Of D Day ....
✨✨πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š✨✨

Once A Man Asked
God....

Why All Girls Are So *Cute & Sweet*, And All Wives Are *Always Angry*????

*God Answered*: Girls Are Made By Me ... And *You make them Wives*..!!!

*Your Problem*.. !!! πŸ˜‰
😝

*What's Marriage*?

*Answer* - MARRIAGE Is The *7th Sense Of Humans*
That *Destroys* All The *Six Senses*
And Makes The Person *NON Sense*..!

😜😜😝😝😜😜😝😝

Definition Of *Happy Couple* -

HE Does What *SHE Wants*…

*SHE Does What SHE Wants*......

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

*Wife*: Dear, this computer is not working *as per my command*.

*Husband*: Exactly darling! its a computer, *Not a Husband*...!!

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- *Shakespear*...

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes, Can Shorten ur Life."

- *Shakespear's Wife*

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Facebook Facebook - Beware

Facebook Facebook - Beware 



Police Questioning a Robber:_
Police: How did you come to know that there was no one in the house?
Robber:The update of the entire family with 15 photos was available on facebook. 
"Enjoying Holidays away from home for one week".

Think about this seriously.
Be careful what you put on facebook.
Discuss this with your children and realtives.

Stop sharing personal information on the social media!!!

πŸ“› Don't advertise your happiness on social media.
πŸ“› Don't advertise your happy marriage On social media.
πŸ“› Don't advertise your holidays on social media.
πŸ“› Don't advertise your kids achievements on social media.
πŸ“› Don't advertise your pregnancy on social media.
πŸ“› Don't advertise your expensive buys on social media. (Car, house etc).

‼ No one is going to be happy for you.
‼ All the "nice" comments you get are just fake.
‼ You just attracting the evil eye on you and your family.
‼ You are just attracting jealous people into your life.
‼ You don't know who's saving your pictures, & checking your updates.
‼ You really need to stop this, as it is going to ruin your life, family, marriage.
‼ Social media is the devil's eyes,  ears & mouth.
Don't fall into the devil's trap.
May God help us, and  save us from social media disaster !!!
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Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Phone Bill - A damn Good joke

Phone Bill - A damn Good joke  

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The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.

Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.

Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone

Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.

All of them shocked and together looked at the maid who's patiently listening to them.

Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones. What's the Big deal??
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