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Tuesday, April 25, 2017

A letter to Sun


😩 42°+ temperature in many places.... 
Some one wrote to Sun...

Dear Sun,
Please go to settings, display and brightness and please lower your brightness! 
Please, its too hot to handle!


🌞 Sun's reply...

I have not changed any settings. Please go to your settings and...
1. Increase number of trees...
2. Reduce carbon emissions levels...
3. Reduce concrete jungles...
4. Increase number of lakes...
Basically, switch to
"Human Mode"
from auto mode...!!!

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Killer English.

Killer English...


😀Plz forgive me if u die laughing😀

This is an actual letter taken from the Times of India in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement:

Madam,
I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna. I am seeing ur advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on u and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.
I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna. I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School, Bezna Road.
I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.
I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing.
I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands.

💐RIP ENGLISH🙏

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Seven Superb Sentences.....

Seven Superb Sentences.....



         *Shakespeare*
Never  play  with the feelings   of  others, because  you may win the game,.. but the risk is that you will surely  lose the person for a  life time.

           *Napoleon*
The world suffers a lot, not because of the violence of bad people, but because  of the silence of good people!

            *Einstein*
I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, as it's because of them I did it myself.

      *Abraham Lincoln*
If friendship is your weakest point, then, you are the strongest person in the world.

       *Shakespeare*
Laughing faces do not mean that  there is absence of sorrow!,... but it means that they  have the ability to deal with it.

      *William  Arthur*
Opportunities are like Sunrises, if you wait far too long you can miss them.

            *Hitler*
When you are in the light, everything follows you,...but when you enter into the dark,...even your own shadow leaves you.

                       ❤☮🎶
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