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Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools

Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools



๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of equality :

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes  is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes!
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of Queue:*
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of Telephone:*
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.๐Ÿ˜…
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of Mechanical Repair:*
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of the Workshop:*

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.๐Ÿ˜
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Bath Theorem:*
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of Encounters:*
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of the Result:*
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of Bio mechanics:*
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Theatre Rule:*
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. ๐Ÿ˜…
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of Coffee:*
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of Proposal :*

After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...๐Ÿ˜œ
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of getting late*
When you reach early for something it will never start on time๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‰
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๐Ÿ’ฎ  *Law of exam*
If you didn't read a page which is of least importance,  first question will be from that page only. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜


Wednesday, July 19, 2017

What's up Whatsapp :)

What's up Whatsapp :)



Economics is not that difficult if we have the *Right Examples*.

*Interviewer*: What is Recession? 

*Candidate*: When *Wine & Women* get replaced by *Water & Wife*, 
that critical phase of life is called *Recession*!!๐Ÿ˜œ

*Accountancy fact*:

What is the difference between *Liability* & *Asset*?

A *drunk friend* is *liability*...

But

A *drunk Girlfriend* is an *Asset*....
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*Law of equality* ๐Ÿ’ 

The time taken by a wife when she says *I'll get ready in 5 min* is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says *'I'll call u in 5 min*!๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ“ฑ
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
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I argued๐Ÿ‘ฟ... She argued๐Ÿ‘ฟ...

I shouted๐Ÿ˜ก... She shouted๐Ÿ˜ก and then she cried๐Ÿ˜ญ

*Result*: She won by *duckworth lewis* method๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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*Chess* is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the *husband*.

This *poor king* can take only *one step at a time* ...

While the *mighty queen can do whatever she likes*....
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All Men are Brave...

Horror Movies don't Scare them....

But *5 Missed Calls from Wife* ..surely does...๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

One Smart Guy Invented
*WhatsApp*

His Wife Added a feature in it called
*Last Seen At*'๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Thank god she didnt add
*Last Seen With*
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Punch Of D Day ....
✨✨๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š✨✨

Once A Man Asked
God....

Why All Girls Are So *Cute & Sweet*, And All Wives Are *Always Angry*????

*God Answered*: Girls Are Made By Me ... And *You make them Wives*..!!!

*Your Problem*.. !!! ๐Ÿ˜‰
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*What's Marriage*?

*Answer* - MARRIAGE Is The *7th Sense Of Humans*
That *Destroys* All The *Six Senses*
And Makes The Person *NON Sense*..!

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Definition Of *Happy Couple* -

HE Does What *SHE Wants*…

*SHE Does What SHE Wants*......

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*Wife*: Dear, this computer is not working *as per my command*.

*Husband*: Exactly darling! its a computer, *Not a Husband*...!!

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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- *Shakespear*...

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes, Can Shorten ur Life."

- *Shakespear's Wife*

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