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You're from Ireland , aren't you?
Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in London .
Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that
catches his eye.
The sign said: "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per
pair".
Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, look! We could buy a whole lot of dose,
And when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune.
Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, OK?
Just let me do all the talking, cause if they hear our accent, they might
not be nice to us.
I'll speak in my best English accent."
"Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will," replies Mick.
They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at
£2.00 each
And 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my van and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts. "You're from Ireland , aren't you?"
"Well... Yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How der hell d' y' know dat?"
The owner replied, *"This is a dry cleaners".*
Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that
catches his eye.
The sign said: "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per
pair".
Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, look! We could buy a whole lot of dose,
And when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune.
Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, OK?
Just let me do all the talking, cause if they hear our accent, they might
not be nice to us.
I'll speak in my best English accent."
"Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will," replies Mick.
They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at
£2.00 each
And 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my van and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts. "You're from Ireland , aren't you?"
"Well... Yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How der hell d' y' know dat?"
The owner replied, *"This is a dry cleaners".*
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
11th IIFA awards in Sri Lanka
Sri Lanka will host the 11th International Indian Film Academy (IIFA) awards here in June. One of the highlights of the three-day event will be a 20Twenty match between Bollywood stars and Asian cricketers.
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The award function will be held at the Sugathadasa Indoor Stadium June 2-4, reports dailynews.lk.
Sri Lanka has been chosen from among countries such as South Africa, the United Arab Emirates, Australia and South Korea.
Parallel to the IIFA awards, an international fashion show will also be held.
"This is a very rare and wonderful opportunity for Sri Lanka. Thanks to the prevailing peace, Sri Lanka has received international recognition," Minister of Tourism Achala Jaagoda said.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
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