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Showing posts with label Wife photos. Show all posts

Monday, February 12, 2018

Wife !!!


A man wakes up after a heavy night of drinking to his wife happily cooking breakfast.
Confused, he approaches his daughter for an explanation of last night when he arrived home.
"You kicked in the door when you couldn't get your key in the lock, fell through the table and broke it, and pissed your pants.
" "Jesus! So then why the hell is she in such a good mood?"
"When she tried to take your pants off to wash them, you slapped her hand away and said, 'Get your hands off me! I'm married!'"

Friday, February 10, 2017

Wives !!!!













Wives !!!!


Wife : "why are u home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ
Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town 
๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in his neighbourhood 
๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! ๐Ÿ˜ท
๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again. ๐Ÿ˜‡
๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them

๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ
Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ
There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ
Wives are magicians........
They can change anything into an argument....๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ
Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“ผ
Share this with all men for a good laugh and with women who can handle it...

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Valentines Day Offer !! 100% Free - Bring Both - Funniest offer ever

Valentines Day Offer !! 100% Free - Bring Both - Funniest offer ever 
Dare to do this?


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