Ass and Media !

Ass and Media !

#Media #justforfun
A King enrolled his donkey in a race
& won.
Local paper read:
'KING's ASS WON!'
The king was so upset with this kind
of publicity that he gave the donkey
to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN!"
The king fainted....
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer
for 10$.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS
HER ASS FOR $10!"
The queen fainted...
The next day king ordered the queen
to buy back the donkey and leave it
in jungle.
The Next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS NOW
FREE & WILD !"

The king died... !!

Thats Media!!! You cant control it.
🤗🤗🤗 ....

Facebook Facebook - Beware

Facebook Facebook - Beware 

Police Questioning a Robber:_

Police: How did you come to know that there was no one in the house?

Robber:The update of the entire family with 15 photos was available on facebook. 

"Enjoying Holidays away from home for one week".

Think about this seriously.

Be careful what you put on facebook.

Discuss this with your children and realtives.

Stop sharing personal information on the social media!!!

📛 Don't advertise your happiness on social media.

📛 Don't advertise your happy marriage On social media.

📛 Don't advertise your holidays on social media.

📛 Don't advertise your kids achievements on social media.

📛 Don't advertise your pregnancy on social media.

📛 Don't advertise your expensive buys on social media. (Car, house etc).

‼ No one is going to be happy for you.

‼ All the "nice" comments you get are just fake.

‼ You just attracting the evil eye on you and your family.

‼ You are just attracting jealous people into your life.

‼ You don't know who's saving your pictures, & checking your updates.

‼ You really need to stop this, as it is going to ruin your life, family, marriage.

‼ Social media is the devil's eyes,  ears & mouth.
Don't fall into the devil's trap.

May God help us, and  save us from social media disaster !!!

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Crazy Whatsapp People

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.

1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.
 

2. Someone is "Driving" since 9 days! I guess he reached North Pole!!

3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???

4. Someone is always 'available'. How free are you?????

5. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list!

6. Someone writes "urgent calls only". Don't get it.. Are u in the fire or ambulance service?

7. Someone says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away ur phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function

8. Someone is 'at the movies' for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns the theatre or sells popcorn there

Pls share with your loved ones and make them to laugh about others status.  

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