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Showing posts with label whatsapp jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Doctor, Doctor.. A hilarious #Joke

Doctor, Doctor.. A hilarious #Joke 


Wednesday, July 19, 2017

What's up Whatsapp :)

What's up Whatsapp :)



Economics is not that difficult if we have the *Right Examples*.

*Interviewer*: What is Recession? 

*Candidate*: When *Wine & Women* get replaced by *Water & Wife*, 
that critical phase of life is called *Recession*!!😜

*Accountancy fact*:

What is the difference between *Liability* & *Asset*?

A *drunk friend* is *liability*...

But

A *drunk Girlfriend* is an *Asset*....
😜😜😜😜😜

*Law of equality* πŸ’ 

The time taken by a wife when she says *I'll get ready in 5 min* is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says *'I'll call u in 5 min*!πŸ“žπŸ“±
😜😜😜😜
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰

I arguedπŸ‘Ώ... She arguedπŸ‘Ώ...

I shouted😑... She shouted😑 and then she cried😭

*Result*: She won by *duckworth lewis* method😱
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
*Chess* is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the *husband*.

This *poor king* can take only *one step at a time* ...

While the *mighty queen can do whatever she likes*....
-------------πŸ™‹πŸ™†πŸ’πŸ™…
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All Men are Brave...

Horror Movies don't Scare them....

But *5 Missed Calls from Wife* ..surely does...😝😝😝

One Smart Guy Invented
*WhatsApp*

His Wife Added a feature in it called
*Last Seen At*'πŸ˜œπŸ‘Œ

Thank god she didnt add
*Last Seen With*
πŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ˜--------------------------------------------------------------
Punch Of D Day ....
✨✨πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š✨✨

Once A Man Asked
God....

Why All Girls Are So *Cute & Sweet*, And All Wives Are *Always Angry*????

*God Answered*: Girls Are Made By Me ... And *You make them Wives*..!!!

*Your Problem*.. !!! πŸ˜‰
😝

*What's Marriage*?

*Answer* - MARRIAGE Is The *7th Sense Of Humans*
That *Destroys* All The *Six Senses*
And Makes The Person *NON Sense*..!

😜😜😝😝😜😜😝😝

Definition Of *Happy Couple* -

HE Does What *SHE Wants*…

*SHE Does What SHE Wants*......

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

*Wife*: Dear, this computer is not working *as per my command*.

*Husband*: Exactly darling! its a computer, *Not a Husband*...!!

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- *Shakespear*...

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes, Can Shorten ur Life."

- *Shakespear's Wife*

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Fastest of all


Three fastest means of communication:
1) Tele phone
2) Tele vision
3) *Tell a woman*
Still need faster communication ??
Tell her NOT to Tell anyone !!
(5G)

The radius of Wifi is limited. But radius of *Wife-Eye* is unlimited. πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Monday, September 5, 2016

WhatsApp Jokes


Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
(This is called "Positive Thinking" πŸ˜„πŸ˜„)
Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc :- How come???
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜
(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" πŸ‘)

A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
(This is self confidence in its peak πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)

This one is classic !!
A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Thursday, June 9, 2016

One Awesome Joke via Whatsapp


One day an ✈aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots’ cockpit when he saw a πŸ“•book entitled “How to fly an aeroplane✈ for beginners. Volume One”.
😊
He opened the first page which said, “To start the engine, press the πŸ”΄red button.”. He did so and the airplane engine started.
🎺
He was happy and opened the next page. “To set airplane moving press the blueπŸ”΅ button.”
He did so and the ✈aeroplane started moving at an amazing speed.
🎷
He wanted to fly so he opened the third page which read, “To let the aeroplane fly, please press the ♻green button.”
He did this and the plane started to ✈✈✈fly.
He was excited!!!🌻
After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go to the fourth page.
🍁
He fainted πŸ˜±after reading the instruction.. πŸŽ―
The fourth page read, “To learn how to land, please purchase Volume Two at the nearest bookshop!!!!πŸ˜œπŸ˜†

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Crazy Whatsapp People

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.



1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.
😴😴😴 
2. Someone is "Driving" since 9 days! I guess he reached North Pole!!
πŸ˜­πŸš—πŸ˜­
3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???
πŸ‘ΌπŸ‘ΌπŸ‘Ό
4. Someone is always 'available'. How free are you?????
πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
5. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list!
😏😏😏
6. Someone writes "urgent calls only". Don't get it.. Are u in the fire or ambulance service?
😱😱😱
7. Someone says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away ur phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function
πŸ“±πŸ˜œπŸ˜œ
8. Someone is 'at the movies' for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns the theatre or sells popcorn thereπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Pls share with your loved ones and make them to laugh about others status.  πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
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