Doctor, Doctor.. A hilarious #Joke

Doctor, Doctor.. A hilarious #Joke 

What's up Whatsapp :)

What's up Whatsapp :)

Economics is not that difficult if we have the *Right Examples*.

*Interviewer*: What is Recession? 

*Candidate*: When *Wine & Women* get replaced by *Water & Wife*, 

that critical phase of life is called *Recession*!!😜

*Accountancy fact*:

What is the difference between *Liability* & *Asset*?

A *drunk friend* is *liability*...

But

A *drunk Girlfriend* is an *Asset*....

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*Law of equality* 💠

The time taken by a wife when she says *I'll get ready in 5 min* is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says *'I'll call u in 5 min*!📞📱

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I argued👿... She argued👿...

I shouted😡... She shouted😡 and then she cried😭

*Result*: She won by *duckworth lewis* method😱

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*Chess* is the only game in the world,

which reflects the status of the *husband*.

This *poor king* can take only *one step at a time* ...

While the *mighty queen can do whatever she likes*....

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All Men are Brave...

Horror Movies don't Scare them....

But *5 Missed Calls from Wife* ..surely does...😝😝😝

One Smart Guy Invented

*WhatsApp*

His Wife Added a feature in it called

*Last Seen At*'😜👌

Thank god she didnt add

*Last Seen With*

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Punch Of D Day ....

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Once A Man Asked

God....

Why All Girls Are So *Cute & Sweet*, And All Wives Are *Always Angry*????

*God Answered*: Girls Are Made By Me ... And *You make them Wives*..!!!

*Your Problem*.. !!! 😉

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*What's Marriage*?

*Answer* - MARRIAGE Is The *7th Sense Of Humans*

That *Destroys* All The *Six Senses*

And Makes The Person *NON Sense*..!

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Definition Of *Happy Couple* -

HE Does What *SHE Wants*…

*SHE Does What SHE Wants*......

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*Wife*: Dear, this computer is not working *as per my command*.

*Husband*: Exactly darling! its a computer, *Not a Husband*...!!

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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

- *Shakespear*...

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes, Can Shorten ur Life."

- *Shakespear's Wife*

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Fastest of all

Three fastest means of communication:

1) Tele phone
2) Tele vision
3) *Tell a woman*

Still need faster communication ??

Tell her NOT to Tell anyone !!
(5G)

The radius of Wifi is limited. But radius of *Wife-Eye* is unlimited. 🗣🗣😀😀😀

WhatsApp Jokes

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

(This is called "Positive Thinking" 😄😄)

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜

(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" 👍)

A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

(This is self confidence in its peak 😂😂)

This one is classic !!

A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" 😅😅😅

One Awesome Joke via Whatsapp

One day an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots’ cockpit when he saw a book entitled “How to fly an aeroplane for beginners. Volume One”.

He opened the first page which said, “To start the engine, press the 🔴red button.”. He did so and the airplane engine started.

He was happy and opened the next page. “To set airplane moving press the blue🔵 button.”

He did so and the aeroplane started moving at an amazing speed.

He wanted to fly so he opened the third page which read, “To let the aeroplane fly, please press the ♻green button.”

He did this and the plane started to fly.
He was excited!!!

After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go to the fourth page.

He fainted after reading the instruction.. 

The fourth page read, “To learn how to land, please purchase Volume Two at the nearest bookshop!!!!

Crazy Whatsapp People

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.

1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.
 

2. Someone is "Driving" since 9 days! I guess he reached North Pole!!

3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???

4. Someone is always 'available'. How free are you?????

5. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list!

6. Someone writes "urgent calls only". Don't get it.. Are u in the fire or ambulance service?

7. Someone says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away ur phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function

8. Someone is 'at the movies' for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns the theatre or sells popcorn there

Pls share with your loved ones and make them to laugh about others status.