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Showing posts with label baby jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baby jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Three pregnant women in a bar - Joke


Three women were sitting in a bar, (brunette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The brunette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” 

The other to asked how. She replied, “Well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a baby boy”. The red head said, “If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived. 


The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, “PUPPIES, PUPPIES!”.

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Charlie or Clark ? - Dad the Baby sitter #Joke


My dad was babysitting my two children, so I called him later to ask how it was going.

Me: "What did they have for dinner?"

Dad: "Which one? Charlie or Clark?"

Me: "Charlie"

Dad: "Spaghetti"

Me: "What about Clark?"

Dad: "Spaghetti"

Me: "Ok ... So what time did they go to bed?"

Dad: "Which one? Charlie or Clark?"

Me: "Charlie"

Dad: "7:30"

Me: "And Clark dad?"

Dad: "Also 7:30"

Me: "If the answers are the same, why are you telling me them separately?"

Dad: "Well, I was the one looking after Charlie".

Me: "oh, who was looking after Clark then?"

Dad: "Me".

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Too Old to have a Baby - Cartoon

Too Old to have a Baby - Cartoon


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