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Saturday, March 23, 2019

The blonde’s dogs


A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Casio.
Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’
‘HELLLOOOOOOO……,’ answered the blonde. ‘They’re watch dogs’!

Thursday, March 14, 2019

Romantic Good Morning Quotes For Wife

Romantic Good Morning Quotes For Wife










Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Golf.. Funny Golf.. Golf for Life !!

Golf.. Funny Golf.. Golf for Life !!







Saturday, March 9, 2019

Break Up ! - Some funny one liners

Break Up ! - Some funny one liners


Tuesday, March 5, 2019

A chicken farmer goes into a bar... - Joke


A chicken farmer goes into a bar...



A chicken farmer goes into a bar, takes a seat next to a woman, and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
He turns to her and says,
"What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating," says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. They clink glasses and he asks, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"That's great," says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replies.
"What a coincidence," she said.

Friday, March 1, 2019

I’m Australian


Piet the farmer was walking through his veld one day when he spots someone drinking water from a pond.
He shouts, “Moenie die water drink nie, dis vol skaap k*k”.
The other guy says, “I’m Australian mate, speak English!”
Piet replies, “Use both hands, you get more that way”.
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