Source: Tatango SMS Marketing
Friday, December 9, 2011
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms
and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please
send photograph of motorboat.
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the
original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and
smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a wife.
And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own
house, car and successful career!
I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my
requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my
demands should not bear too heavy a burden
upon the national interest.
Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must
be numerate and understand complex algebraic
logarithms. Needed to help further my family
Well there is definite room for improvement in my
life. The speed of my current flows of information and
processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife
into my life is bound to improve efficiency.
Compatibility could be an issue.
Wife wanted for company.
I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the
ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and
to build upon past differences and short comings. I
believe that we the people need someone to share our
lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the
social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized
society..... ......... ... (etc
etc and never getting to the point)
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife.
Should be in excellent working condition. Resale value also important!
Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breeding.
I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible
candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The
person whom I'm looking for should be strictly -a
girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with
evidence to support this view that she is a girl. The
girl should be willing to surrender to the service and
jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections
would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in
limited confidence as all liabilities are null and
void in the event of failure on our part of any
Wife required to complete my life. Please, only level
headed applicants. She must not have her heads in the
clouds, but have her feet firmly on the
ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And
she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!!
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me
with her service.
Required a girl - 5'8' & 36' 24' 36' with a good head
for figures. She must
be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her
very nature should be
one of generating as few expenses in my life as
possible. She should profit
from a nice personality and be a credit to her family.
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a
spirits factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who
drinks only when friends come round. Friends
come round only seven times a week. Girl preferred who
can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally in
a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample should be
Hello! Hello! number 9 calling. This is number 9 I'm
calling from x-ud, a wife is needed to pick me
up. Driving license not necessary, but map
reading skills are a bonus.
Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my
life. Must be homely
and willing to build relationship from the ground up.
I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my
life. However if you feel the need for a second
opinion then it's fine by me.
My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife.
Successful applicants must be able to use a penknife
and a compass. She who dares
wins. Camouflage provided.
RACE CAR DRIVER
A model wife required to fit in with my fast track
life. Must be able to
I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life.
Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are
out of this world
Friday, November 11, 2011
11 11 11
How often have you noticed the numbers 11:11, 12:12, 10:10, 22:22, 12:34, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44 or 5:55 popping up all over the place? These number sequences are not necessarily only time prompts. They can also be number sequences, like 333, 1111 etc. To your mind, is this a coincidence, or are they too frequent to be random? Perhaps you are puzzled or amused by this phenomenon? Possibly even a little bit nervous? The question everyone is asking is "What does 11:11 mean?" and "Is there a reason for this?" And there certainly is.
Millions of folks all around the world are now seeing these amazing 11:11 prompts. They are folks of all colours, all religions, all beliefs. It's spreading, and becoming far more common; it's become a major phenomenon. Someone or something is causing all these folks to look at clocks, number plates, phone numbers or any source of numbers even when they make no effort themselves to look for these things. You can even change your clocks in the house, and you will still be prompted, at the "wrong" time. You can't stop it, because YOU aren't doing it. Sometimes you will even see these numbers flashing after a power outage, even though digital clocks are supposed to reset to 12:00, not 11:11 or 12:12!
Monday, October 10, 2011
“The people who are the hardest to love are the ones who need it the most.” ~Peaceful Warrior
Tip #1: Don’t Engage in the Negativity
Tip #2: Hang Out In Groups
Tip #3: Objectify the Comments Made
Tip #4: Go with Lighter Topics
Tip #5: Be Mindful of the Time You Spend With Them
Tip #6: Identify Areas You Can Make a Positive Change
Tip #7: Drop Them From Your Life
Friday, October 7, 2011
Though there are many other cities in the world which have a high cost of living, according to a recent survey these ten cities achieved the most expensive cities in the world distinction.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Love th is photogenic it needs darkness to develop.
A good discussion is like a miniskirt, Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject!
Children in backseats cause accidents, Accidents in backseats cause children!
"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep!
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!
"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY", So what? Who's in a hurry?
"Hard work never killed anybody", But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)
"Work fascinates me", I can sit and watch it for hours!
God made relatives, Thank God we can choose our friends.
My girlfriend ran away with my best friend and I really am sorry for him!
God is Alive! Speak to Him!, (It's cheaper after 9.30 p.m.!)
When two's company, three's the result!
A designer dress is like a barbed fence, It protects the premises without restrictinge view!
Monday, October 3, 2011
A - Absolutely adore each other B - Be best friends C - Compromise D - Discover new things together E - Encourage each other F - Forgive and forget G - Gaze into each others eyes H - Hold hands and hug a lot I - Inspire and intrigue each other J - Joke and laugh and have fun K - Kiss Kiss Kiss ;-) L - Love with all your hearts M - Marvel at each other's talents N - Nuture each other's soul O - Overcome problem together P - Play games Q - Quiet each other's fears R - Remember the little things S - Say "I love you" everyday T - Take time for tenderness U - Understand and care deeply V - Value everything you share W - Wish on stars together X - X-press your true feelings Y - Yearn for each other's touch Z - Zzzzz in each other's arm