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Saturday, March 9, 2019

Break Up ! - Some funny one liners

Break Up ! - Some funny one liners


Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Best and Funniest One liners



  1. What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!
  2. How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.
  3. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
  4. I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
  5. PMS should just be called ovary-acting.
  6. Basic research is what I’m doing, when I don’t know what I’m doing.
  7. Alcoholic? No, I prefer the term Drinking Enthusiast.
  8. This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.
  9. Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.
  10. If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
  11. What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.
  12. Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
  13. At least men and women agree on one thing, they both don’t trust women!
  14. A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
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