3 Wishes - Genie and Me

Genie: You have 3 wishes.

Me: I've seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way.

Genie: I promise that won't happen. I'm so sure it won't I'll give you infinite wishes if it does.

Me: Okay. I wish for a boomerang with teeth.

Genie: You son of a ........

Fastest of all

Three fastest means of communication:

1) Tele phone
2) Tele vision
3) *Tell a woman*

Still need faster communication ??

Tell her NOT to Tell anyone !!
(5G)

The radius of Wifi is limited. But radius of *Wife-Eye* is unlimited. 🗣🗣😀😀😀