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Showing posts with label Ireland. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Irish Jokes - The BEST Collection

Irish Jokes - The BEST Collection 







Tuesday, September 11, 2018

A Mormon and An Irish - Awesome Joke


A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

Sunday, March 28, 2010

You're from Ireland , aren't you?


Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in London .
Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that
catches his eye.

The sign said: "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per
pair".

Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, look! We could buy a whole lot of dose,
And when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune.
Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, OK?
Just let me do all the talking, cause if they hear our accent, they might
not be nice to us.
I'll speak in my best English accent."

"Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will," replies Mick.

They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at
£2.00 each
And 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my van and..."

The owner of the shop interrupts. "You're from Ireland , aren't you?"

"Well... Yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How der hell d' y' know dat?"

The owner replied, *"This is a dry cleaners".*


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