A Postman was retiring after 35 years of service. The towns people appreciated his work and presented him different gifts.
In one house a young lady took him to her bedroom gave him good sex, a good lunch and $5.
The Postman was very happy and asked "But why the $5"?
Lady: "Actually yesterday I asked my husband what to present you"?
He said "Fuck him, just give him $5"
"But the lunch was my idea."
MANAGEMENT LESSON: Always give clear instructions ...