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Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Two beggars in London - An Awesome Joke

Two beggars in London


Ali and Habib are beggars.
They beg in different areas of London ...
Habib begs just as long as Ali does,  but only collects £2 to £3 every day.
Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Habib asks Ali :-
'I work just as long and hard as you do but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'
Ali says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?
Habib's sign reads
'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.
Ali  says No wonder you only get £2- £3
Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?
Ali shows Habib his sign....
It reads,
'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan'.
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