The Pink Zebra restaurant, located in the Swaroop district of Kanpur, India, was designed by the RENESA architecture studio. This place is inspired by the magical and surreal world of director Wes Anderson. Suspensions, paintings, decorative objects, every detail harmonize perfectly with the pink colors and the black and white stripes of the paintings of the restaurant. The space has two floors and includes a lounge and a bar and a covered terrace. The total area of the restaurant is about 370 square meters. Fabulous.
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Friday, June 29, 2018
Sunday, June 24, 2018
Four kids and Fishing - School Joke
Four high school kids who carpooled together decided to skip school and spend the day fishing.
The next day they told the teacher that they had had a flat tire, and couldn't make it to class.
Much to their relief, she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a pop quiz yesterday, so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down.
Once they were seated and ready, she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"
Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Who ?? - Joke
A man and his wife are running out of money. Now out of options, the wife decides to take up prostitution to get some money.
The husband takes her to the corner of the street, and later comes back that night, picking up his wife. He turns to her and asks "how much did you make", she replies "$200.05"
The husband double takes and says "who's the asshole who paid you 5 cents?" and the wife says "all of them"
Saturday, June 16, 2018
Tarzan, Jane and Sex - An Awesome Joke
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle she was attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.
"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh ....Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, stepped closer to her, and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air, and screamed, "What did you do that for?!"
Tarzan replied, "Tarzan always check for squirrels first".
Thursday, June 14, 2018
Monday, June 11, 2018
Brave man in a bar - 3 Tasks !!! - Joke
A man walks in a bar, and sees a jar of money on top of the bar. He asked the bartender "What's that money for?". The bartender tell him "that's the pot".
The bartender pours the man a drink and begins to tell him about the jar. The bartender says "You put $20 in the jar and you have a chance to win everything by completing three tasks".
The bartender then continues "First you have to knock out our bouncer, Leon. Next you have to go outside and visit our guard dog. It's a mean pitbull with a bad tooth, you have to pull it."
The bartender says "Finally, we have an old lady upstairs. You have to give her an orgasm."
The man says "Hell no!" and continues to drink.
After about two hours of drinking the man reaches into pocket and grabs $20 and puts it in the jar.
He walks up to Leon and says "You must be Leon." He reaches to shake hands, but then catches Leon off guard and instead punches him in the jaw knocking him out."
At this point the bar gets quiet because no one has ever knocked out Leon. Without saying a word the man points at the back door and the bartender nods.
The mans walks out the back door, and you hear the pitbull growling and barking, and then it goes into a soft whimper. The man walks back in the bar and says "So....where's this old woman with the bad tooth."
Thursday, June 7, 2018
An Engineer in Hell ! - Joke
An engineer dies and goes to Hell.
"Welcome to my domain!" Satan says, with a malicious grin and a nod to the lava pools and torture devices. "I hope it's to your liking."
"It's alright," the engineer says. "But it could do with some improvements. I'd be happy to help if you give me good treatment."
"What kind of improvements are we talking about?" Satan asks.
And so over the next few months, the engineer undertakes a comprehensive programme of refurbishment. He installs escalators, flushing toilets, motion-activated lighting and air conditioning. Satan is delighted with his work.
One day, God comes down to Hell (as he does every so often to check how things are going). He's shocked to see the changes that have been made and demands an explanation. Satan tells him all about the engineer.
"This isn't fair," God says. "I should get to use his services as well. If he helps me out, I'll let him in to Heaven."
"You can't do that," Satan says. "He's mine. We agreed that people went to either Heaven or Hell. I'm not letting you have him."
"Fine," God says. "I'll sue to be released from our agreement."
"Good luck with that," Satan says. "Not even God can find a good lawyer in Heaven."
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