Custom Search
Showing posts with label driving. Show all posts
Showing posts with label driving. Show all posts

Monday, May 9, 2016

5 Things You Should Never Do In A 4X4 Vehicle

5 Things You Should Never Do In A 4X4 Vehicle

Five ways that you could damage your 4x4 while off road.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

TRUCK DRIVER AND A WAITER - Joke


A young man just had his first customer, which turned out to be a BIG BURLY truck driver.
The young man walked up to the table where the truck driver was sitting and asked; can I take your order sir?
The truck driver replied, sure kid I want three flat tires and two headlights.
 
The young man was very puzzled and said, I beg your pardon?
The truck driver said again, look kid; I want three flat tires and two headlights.
 
The young man was still puzzled, but replied; yes sir, whatever.
 


The young man then took the request to his boss who was the head cook.
He told him about the truck driver's order, and that he wanted three flat tires and two headlights, “I think he's in the wrong place.”
 
The head cook said, I know what he wants, he wants three flap jacks and two eggs sunny side up; the truck driver is just trying to be smart, I know him.
 
The cook said to the waiter here, take this bowl of beans, give it to him and say this.
 
The truck driver said, Listen kid, I didn't order this; I said I wanted three flat
tires and two headlights.
 
The waiter replied, Well sir, the head cook said while you wait for your parts, you can gas up! 

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Juggler - Joke



Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car? " asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act. " "Oh yeah? " says the cop. "Let's see you do it. " So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. 


A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now! "



Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Funny Flashes

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... 


Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. 
He tried a fourth time with the same result.. 






He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace... 




Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt..
Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

Hit Leap

Traffic Exchange
Share/Save/Bookmark