Facebook Facebook - Beware

Facebook Facebook - Beware 

Police Questioning a Robber:_

Police: How did you come to know that there was no one in the house?

Robber:The update of the entire family with 15 photos was available on facebook. 

"Enjoying Holidays away from home for one week".

Think about this seriously.

Be careful what you put on facebook.

Discuss this with your children and realtives.

Stop sharing personal information on the social media!!!

📛 Don't advertise your happiness on social media.

📛 Don't advertise your happy marriage On social media.

📛 Don't advertise your holidays on social media.

📛 Don't advertise your kids achievements on social media.

📛 Don't advertise your pregnancy on social media.

📛 Don't advertise your expensive buys on social media. (Car, house etc).

‼ No one is going to be happy for you.

‼ All the "nice" comments you get are just fake.

‼ You just attracting the evil eye on you and your family.

‼ You are just attracting jealous people into your life.

‼ You don't know who's saving your pictures, & checking your updates.

‼ You really need to stop this, as it is going to ruin your life, family, marriage.

‼ Social media is the devil's eyes,  ears & mouth.
Don't fall into the devil's trap.

May God help us, and  save us from social media disaster !!!

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3 Times !!! - Joke

Police asked the Thief: Why u went to Steal 3 times in d Same Store?

The thief Replied: Sir, I Stole 1 Dress for my wife & went to Change It Twice!

Women u know.😂

The Bank Robbers

Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside. 

The Head Gangster says, "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too. 

Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, "Well, at least they left something for us to eat." 

The next day, while listening to the news they hear:
"Yesterday the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people.....

The Prisoner

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns (obviously an American story)
and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed
he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict,
look at his clothes! He has probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman
in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much
he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous if he gets angry,
he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey, I love you."

To which the wife responded, "he wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey, I love you too."