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Sunday, January 25, 2015

A 70 year old and Sperm Test - Joke

A 70 year old man went for a Sperm Test. The Doctor gave him a bottle to collect sperm.

The next day, the man came with the empty bottle and said he tried with his left hand then right hand. Then his wife tried with her left hand and right hand. Then his daughter-in-law tried with both hands and  mouth. Then the neighbor's wife and daughter tried the same way..                                                                                                                   

But could not open the damn Bottle....!!

I respect ur thinking But have I ever shared any Dirty jokes here?

Friday, January 2, 2015

Top 10 Quotes by "Warren Buffet" for Stock Market Investments



1.    "Successful Investing takes time, discipline and patience. No matter how great the talent or effort, some things just take time: You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant."


2.    "Diversification is a protection against ignorance. It makes very little sense for those who know what they're doing."



3.     Ignore politics and macroeconomics when picking stocks.



4.    “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.”



5.    “If a business does well, the stock eventually follows.”



6.    Don't buy a stock just because everyone hates it.



7.    The best time to buy a company is when it's in trouble.



8.    Buy businesses that can be run by idiots.



9.    Be greedy when others are fearful.



10.  Price and value are not the same
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