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Showing posts with label war jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, February 3, 2018

One Finnish soldier is better than 10 Soviet !!!


During winter war soviet general hears someone shouting from wood - "One finnish soldier is better than ten soviet". 

Angry general sends ten man to deal with annoying Fin. After short period of shots and dying soviets screams, comes another shout - 
"One finnish soldier is better than hundred soviet". 

General sends hundred soldier and again none of them comes back. Then general hears third shout - 
"One finnish soldier is better than thousand soviets". 

Furious general sends thousand man to deal with him. 
This time one of his soldiers manage to survive and reports to general - 

"Sir, please don't send more our troops, it's a trap, there's two of them".

Sunday, January 21, 2018

Kim Jong Un is an Idiot - Donald Trump find out !! - Awesome Joke


Kim Jong Un is sitting in his office. He proudly tells his advisors:
“North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!”

His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:

“How are you going to send people to the sun? It’s too hot!”

Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:

“What an idiot! We can send them at night!”

His advisors break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisors:

“What an idiot!…

There is no sun at night!”

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Freedom ! - A 1980s American & Russian Joke

Freedom ! - A 1980s American & Russian Joke



An American and a Russian were discussing their respective freedoms in the 1980's...


American: We have more freedom. I can go over to the president and say "Mr. Reagan, I don't like the way you are running this country".

Russian: What's the big deal in that? I too can go to my president and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Reagan is running his country".

Friday, January 5, 2018

Kim Jong Un - Donald Trump - Buttons !

Kim Jong Un - Donald Trump - Buttons  !


Monday, August 14, 2017

North Korea and Chicken

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?


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