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Monday, July 30, 2018

BUMP…BUMP…BUMP - The Scariest Story Ever !!!


This guy’s walking home from work, really late, in the pitch black of night. 

There isn’t another soul on the street. Suddenly, from out of the gloom, comes an ominous bump…bump…bump. 
He looks behind him and spots a furtive, shadowy thing coming down the street after him. Unnerved, he picks up his pace, finally breaking into a panicked run.

He looks behind him again, and the shadow is closer. Bump…bump…bump. The glow of a streetlight illuminates the shadow momentarily, and, to the man’s horror, it is a coffin, bumping down the sidewalk. He quickens his pace, running as fast as he can go, but the coffin only pursues more quickly. BUMP…BUMP…BUMP!

He reaches his house, fumbles frantically for his keys, and slips in the door just as the coffin reaches his front steps. He slams the door and leans against it, catching his breath. Bump…bump…bump. There is a moment’s silence, and the man wonders if he dares to breathe.

Suddenly…. Bump…bump…bump…Bump…BUMP! BUMP! 
BUMPBUMPBUMPCRAAAAASH!!!! 

He rebounds away as the door breaks off its hinges. Scrambling to his feet, he charges up the stairs, and the coffin races after. 

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP! 

Terrified, he backs into a corner and starts throwing everything within reach at the coffin — a handful of papers, a vase, a box of crackers, a lamp — but the coffin keeps coming!

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP INCHESFROMHISFACE, and nothing seems to slow it down! His hands fall upon a bottle of cough syrup, and he throws that at the coffin, too!

The coffin stops.

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

This is all your fault!


"This is all your fault!" my wife moaned this morning. "Fucking hell, what have I done now?" I asked her. "Give me a chance to think," she said, "I've only just woke up.

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

FIFA World Cup 2018 - Funniest Moments

FIFA World Cup 2018 - Funniest Moments

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Sardar strikes once again !! - Indian Joke


*Sardar* got frustrated of jokes made on him, so he goes to his wife and says ..
"Tell me a joke in which
*I am not involved*.":worried:

She smiles and says ...:information_desk_person:
"I am pregnant".

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue::wink:

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

#WorldCup Special - Top 10 Red Card Goal Celebrations #Russia2018

Top 10 Red Card Goal Celebrations


#WorldCup Special

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