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Monday, May 23, 2016
Scary video - Sinkhole swallows cars in China !!!
A major avenue crossing in downtown Ruijin, southeast China’s Jiangxi Province, collapsed earlier today, damaging cars on the roadside。
When a part of the road and sidewalk suddenly sunk, it created a three-meter deep crater, swallowing four cars, leaving the fifth one hanging on the edge of the road. The 30-square-meter wide sinkhole also swallowed a tree.
When a part of the road and sidewalk suddenly sunk, it created a three-meter deep crater, swallowing four cars, leaving the fifth one hanging on the edge of the road. The 30-square-meter wide sinkhole also swallowed a tree.
Video : CCTV News
Monday, May 9, 2016
Lincoln with a stick shift? - Car Joke
I was on vacation in Florida on Christmas vacation. I was walking down the beach and I see one of my colleagues approaching me. He is a psychologist. "You had breakfast yet," I ask?
"No."
"Let's find a place."
"Good," he says. "My car is right over there."
I get in his car, a brand-new Lincoln, and right away I notice that it's a stick-shift.
I say, "You bought a new Lincoln with a stick shift? I didn't know that they made a Lincoln like that."
"They don't," he says. "I ordered it special."
"I'll bet that cost a fortune," I reply.
"Oh, ya. You got that right."
"Why would you buy a new Lincoln with a stick shift," I ask?
He says, "My wife can't drive a stick."
5 Things You Should Never Do In A 4X4 Vehicle
5 Things You Should Never Do In A 4X4 Vehicle
Five ways that you could damage your 4x4 while off road.
Sunday, May 8, 2016
Car Jokes !!!
A teenage boy tells his father, "Dad, there's trouble with the car, it has water in the carburetor." The father looks confused and says, "Water in the carburetor, that's ridiculous!" But the son insists. "I tell you, the car has water in the carburetor."
His father, starting to get a little nervous, says "You don't even know what a carburetor is.... but I will check it out. Where is the car?"
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Anne meets up with Dana while she is picking up her car from the mechanic.
Anne asks, "Everything ok with your car now?"
Dana replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was $12 worth of blinker fluid."
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An elderly man was driving his Buick down the freeway when his cell phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
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Did you hear about the guy who went into an auto parts store and said to the clerk, "Can I get a new gas cap for a Yugo?"
The clerk thought for a second and said, "That seems like a fair trade."
Tuesday, February 2, 2016
Blond sells her car - Joke
A blonde was trying to sell her old car but was having a lot of problems because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day she told her problem to a brunette that she worked with. The brunette told her: "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde: "Did you sell your car?"
"No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."
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