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Friday, December 18, 2015

Free Coffee !!


Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Reality of the Modern Society - Sad Truth - Pics

Reality of the Modern Society - Sad Truth - Pics

These Disturbing Illustrations Expose the Sad Truth About Modern Society.
By: Steve Cutts












Tuesday, October 6, 2015

5 minutes work & 1000 rupees !! - Joke


Dentist : I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes.

Patient : How much will it cost?

Dentist : It’s Rs.1000.

Patient : One thousand for just a few minutes work???

Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.

Thursday, October 1, 2015

Coffee Around The World !!! Yummy and Amazing

Coffee Around The World !!! 
Yummy and Amazing 

Today, October 1st is International Coffee Day.
Celebrate with your favourite flavour of Coffee.


Thursday, September 24, 2015

The Angry Birds Movie - Official Teaser Trailer (HD)

The Angry Birds Movie - Official Teaser Trailer (HD)

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

The European Refugee Crisis and Syria Explained in just 6 minutes

Why is the refugee crisis all over the news? How is this related to Syria? Why should we care at all?
This cartoon simply explains it in 6 minutes.


The Benefits Of Good Posture

The Benefits Of Good Posture


Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Ishant Sharma - The Aggressor? Idiotic Fighter? Non stop trouble seeker?

Ishant Sharma - The Aggressor? Idiotic Fighter? Non stop trouble seeker?

The tall own head slapping Modern hippie of Indian cricket team who is hitting the headlines these days, not only for his aggressive bowling but also for his on field bust ups against Sri Lankan players and the vociferous send offs for the dismissed batsmen is long seen as an aggressor and asking for trouble naughty player.


Check out these pics and.... 
You decide it yourself...


























Saturday, August 22, 2015

Sexy Shampoo Prank Is Hilariously Effective With Hot Girls in it (NSFW)

Sexy Shampoo Prank Is Hilariously Effective With Hot Girls in it (NSFW)


Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Suicide with knife - Joke


Two friends communicating 

1st friend: Why are you heating the knife.

2st friend: To do suicide.

1st friend: But why are you heating it?

2st friend: To prevent infection.

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Things youll never hear a man say


Monday, April 27, 2015

The Biggest Troll Award goes to.....

The Biggest Troll Award goes to.....


Tuesday, March 31, 2015

9 Sexy Eligible Billionaires

9 Sexy Eligible Billionaires




Forbes has given us a list of the sexiest, sleekest and most available billionaires. With an undefined accent and soft vignette around the lens, he mentions some of the hottest bachelors and bachelorettes with the hottest investments, startups and petty accounts.
via - www.careeraddict.com

1. Alex Karp

Palantir is a data mining solution that has made Karp a billionaire. That and the fact that the company was CIA-backed.

2. Nicolas Berggruen

If you like diversity in your portfolio, then Berggruen will pony up for the bill. The German-American founder of the private investment company Bergguen Holdings is worth 1.6 billion dollars. He is known as the “Homeless Billionaire” as he bounces between hotel rooms and doesn’t own a home. At least you won’t have to ever make the bed.

3. Peter Thiel

This catch is co-founder of Paypal. How could he not be a billionaire?

4. Jack Dorsey

Founder of Twitter and Square, if into you’re the nerd-bad-boy look, Dorsey got your retweet. #GenreDefying #NerdBadBoysAThing

5. Tom Persson

Founder of fashion retailer H&M, you can be sure he’ll keep you warm when it’s cold outside. Probably very fashionably, too. 

6. Elizabeth Holmes

A college dropout usually isn’t on the list of ‘attractive’ attributes. Holmes, though, is a medical tech innovator with hundreds of patents in her name, and a few billion in her bank account. Change your mind a bit?

7. Travis Kalanick

This young stud will take you on a ride, an Uber ride that is, since he was the founder of the alternative taxi-hailing service.

8. Mikhail Prokhorov

If wealth, prestige and power make you hot under the collar, then billionaire Mikhail Prokhorov might just fit the bill. A very successful industrialist that also dabbled in politics, Prokhorov will trot you across the globe for Moscow to New York, because he owns the Brooklyn Nets basketball team, so you know he has team spirit.

9. Rupert Murdoch

The godfather of media, if you like a bit of down-under with your Crystal, Murdoch might be what whets your whistle. From printed media to television media, Murdoch has the news on lockdown; so, if you want the scoop, you might have to scoop up this magnate.



Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Don't complicate your life! Keep it simple

Don't complicate your life! Keep it simple


Monday, March 23, 2015

A Dog named 'Sex' !!! - Funniest Joke Ever

Dog named 'Sex'

Folks generally aren't very creative in choosing names for their dogs.
That's why there are so many named Rover and Spot.
But, have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he'd be cute and named his dog Sex?

  It goes like this:
"One day Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at midnight? I told him I was looking for Sex.
My case comes up next Tuesday."
"But, that ain't the worst part. One day, I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex.
The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex.
He said,   'I'd like to have one, too.'
Then, I said, 'You don't understand. She's a dog.'
He said he didn't care how she looked.
When I told him I'd had Sex since I was 5, he said, "You must have been an early bloomer."
"When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me I'd have to wait until after the wedding.  When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved around Sex, he said he didn't want to hear about my personal life."
"After my wife and I were married, I took the dog with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex. 
She said. 'Every room in the hotel was for sex.'
I said, 'You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.'
The clerk said, 'Me, too.' "
"When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he grinned and said, " Me. too."
"Now that I've been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I'm in counseling. My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was.  I said 'Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and I'm so lonely,' I told him.
He said, "Look, you and I both know that sex isn't man's best friend. Get yourself a dog."





Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Crazy Whatsapp People

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.



1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.
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2. Someone is "Driving" since 9 days! I guess he reached North Pole!!
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3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???
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4. Someone is always 'available'. How free are you?????
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5. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list!
😏😏😏
6. Someone writes "urgent calls only". Don't get it.. Are u in the fire or ambulance service?
😱😱😱
7. Someone says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away ur phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function
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8. Someone is 'at the movies' for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns the theatre or sells popcorn thereπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Pls share with your loved ones and make them to laugh about others status.  πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
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