How many software customer-support people does it take to change a light bulb ?
What makes you think the problem is with the light bulb? Have you tried reinstalling your house's electrical wiring?
Two bytes were at a bar. One byte turns to the other and says "Hey, I'm not feeling too well, I think I have a parity error." The other byte says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."
Power = Work / Time (physics)
but
Time is Money and
Knowledge is Power
therefore,
Knowledge = Work / Money
and
Money = Work / Knowledge
Therefore, the more you know, the less you get paid.
but
Time is Money and
Knowledge is Power
therefore,
Knowledge = Work / Money
and
Money = Work / Knowledge
Therefore, the more you know, the less you get paid.
What's the difference between a civil engineer and an aerospace engineer?
Aerospace engineer's build weapons, civil engineers build targets!
Aerospace engineer's build weapons, civil engineers build targets!
