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Showing posts with label animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label animals. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Amazing Animal Fun - Bizarre and Weirdest Pics Ever seen

Amazing Animal Fun











Monday, March 27, 2017

Horse and a Goat - Joke with a Corporate Lesson

There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat…..


One day, the horse became very ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: "Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him to sleep."
Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.
The next day, the Vet gave him the medicine and left.
The goat approached the horse and said:
"Be strong, friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!"
On the second day,  the doc again gave him the medicine and left.
The goat came back and said: - "Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up".

Let's go! One, two, three... but the poor horse wouldn't get up!
On the third day, the Vet gave one look at the horse and said:
"Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses."

After they left, the goat approached the horse and said: "Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on...... Fantastic! Run, run more!
Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!!"

All of a sudden, the owner came back to the farm, saw the horse running on the field ... he was not aware of goats role in this. He began shouting: "It's a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a Grand celebration...
Let's cook the goat!!!!"

Corporate Lesson:
'Whatever you do, always mark a Cc to your boss'.😂😂😂

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Animal Love - Some Amazing photos

Animal Love - Some Amazing photos









Friday, June 3, 2016

Love and Care - These animal photos will melt your hearts

Love and Care - These animal photos will melt your hearts


















Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Amazing Horses

Very rare photos of amazing horses






Monday, September 8, 2014

The Four Cats !!!!




The Four Cats

 

Four men were bragging about how smart
their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,
the second man was an Accountant,
the third man was a Chemist, and
the fourth man was a Government Employee.

 
To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
'T-square, do your stuff.'

 
T-square pranced over to the desk,
took out some paper and pen and promptly
drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

 
But the Accountant said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said,
'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned
with a dozen cookies.
He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good!

 
But the Chemist said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said,
'Measure, do your stuff.'

 
Measure got up, walked to the fridge,
took out a quart of milk,
got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard
and poured exactly 8 ounces
without spilling a drop into the glass.

 
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the
Government Employee and said,
'What can your cat do?'

 
The Government Employee called his cat and said,
'Coffee Break, do your stuff.'
Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......
ate the cookies..... ..
drank the milk.......
sh-t on the paper.......
screwed the other three cats.......
claimed he injured his back while doing so.......
filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.. .....
put in for Workers' Compensation. ......... .....and
went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO
WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Elephants and Ropes



As a man was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from their bonds but for some reason, they did not.

He saw a trainer nearby and asked why these animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away. “Well,” trainer said, “when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it’s enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free.”

The man was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn’t, they were stuck right where they were.

Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before?

Failure is part of learning; we should never give up the struggle in life.

Friday, December 14, 2012

Lion visits you in your African Safari














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