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Wednesday, August 29, 2018

The wait, wait, and wait.. - The Prom dance night


So there was this slightly introverted high school student who had never asked a girl to a dance. It’s his senior year and he feels that he should go to prom. So he musters up the courage and asks one of his friends. She says yes. Now he has to prepare for the dance. 

The next day, he goes to buy his tickets, and there is a huge line. So he waits, and waits, and waits, then he finally gets the tickets. The next day, he goes with his date to go get a dress. When they get to the store, there is a huge line going out the door. So the wait, they wait, and they wait. 

Finally, they get to the front and buy a dress. After this, they go to men’s warehouse to get him a suit for the dance, and there is a huge line going out the door. So they wait, wait, and wait. Finally they get in and buy a nice suit. 

The next day, he remembers that he needs to order a corsage. So he goes to the local store and there is a huge line. So he waits, waits, and waits until he gets his order in. Now it’s the day before prom and he wakes up and realizes that he forgot to order a limo, so he calls up the limo rental place. 

All the lines are busy so he decides to go into the place. When he gets there, he sees the line stretching out the door and around the corner. So he waits, and waits, and waits, until finally he was lucky enough to get the very last limo. 

So now it’s the night of the dance and when they get to the prom, the school is doing mandatory drug testing, so there is a huge line getting into the prom. So the wait, wait, and wait. Finally they get to the front and they both pass their drug tests. 

Now the dance was going pretty good for about a half an hour, until he really, really had to go to the bathroom. So he takes off to go, and he sees this huge line going out of the bathroom. He waits, waits, and waits until he finally takes care of his business. 

When he comes out of the bathroom, he notices that a crowd has formed around his date. She had just randomly passed out. Someone says to him, “hey, you’re her date, go get her some punch.” So he goes over to the punch table and thank god, there is no punch line.

Thursday, March 16, 2017

60 Things Every Girl Wants But Wont Ask For

Hey girls...
 Only you can prove this is this right or wrong . i think most of them are true coz everybody wants to be loved .


  1. Touch her waist.
  2. Actually talk to her.
  3. Share secrets with her.
  4. Give her of your sweatshirts
  5. Kiss her slowly –Are you remembering this?
  6. Hug her.
  7. Hold her.
  8. Laugh with her.
  9. Invite her somewhere.
  10. Hangout with her and your friends together
  11. Smile with her.
  12. Take pictures with her
  13. Pull her onto your lap.
  14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
  15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it.
  16. Are you thinking of someone?
  17. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.
  18. Kiss her unexpectedly.
  19. Hug her from behind around the waist.
  20. Tell her she’s beautiful.
  21. Tell her the way you feel about her.
  22. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
  23. Tell her she’s your everything – ONLY if you mean it.
  24. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so dont keep on asking her just hug her
  25. Make her feel loved.
  26. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know.
  27. WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE IT AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US
  28. DON’T lie to her! DON’T cheat on her
  29. take her ANYWHERE she wants
  30. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her
  31. Be there for her whenever she needs you, & even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can ALWAYS count on you. –ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT’S IMPORTANT
  32. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold YOU too.
  33. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.
  34. Kiss her on the CHEEK; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
  35. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
  36. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If shes upset, comfort her.
  37. When she leaves, pull her back. –REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT
  38. When people DISS her, stand up for her.
  39. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
  40. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle (i think this one is most romantic tip J )
  41. When walking next to each other lightly touch her HAND and softly grab it.
  42. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as LONG as possible–MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED
  43. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her sweet dreams.
  44. Take her for LONG walks at night.
  45. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her
  46. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears
  47. Rub her back–feels good
  48. Give her your coat if she’s cold-
  49. Write letters on her back with your finger
  50. Let her sit on your lap
  51. DON’T poke her hard…but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.
  52. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC
  53. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she’s BEAUTIFUL
  54. Keep conversations flowing…talk about anything usually they just go along with it.
  55. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionately and gently.
  56. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind–loves it.
  57. Kiss her in the rain.(this one is my favourite … somebody listening?? )
  58. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her
  59. Slow dance with no music
  60. Don’t ignore her or be nervous around her–everythings going to be okay

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Boyfriend's new Sports car


A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried. "But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!" "Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself." Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!" The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Ex-Girlfriend


The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."

Friday, June 15, 2012

Avoid Girl friends.. A good advice

HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND 


Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool 

1. You can stare at any Girl.......   

2. You don't have to spend money on her.   

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.   

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.  

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

7.
 This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring. 

8.
 You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u. 

9.
 Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.    

 10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family  life.  
 
11.
 You won't have to waste paper writing love letters.  No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12.
 You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.   
 
13.
 You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14.
 You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,  therefore, u'll sin less.   

15.
 You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.   

16.
 You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks
  
17.
 No nonstop nonsense.   

18.
 You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.   

19.
 No tension.   

20.
 You can be "urself"   

21.
 You won't have to hide your telephone bills......  




So Try to AVOID Girl Friends in your Life...!.


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