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Thursday, December 28, 2017

Sri Lankans are the Best in the World !!



Mathematician: How do you write 4 in between 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong.
UK: Not found on the Internet.
 
Lankan:  F(IV)E

This is the reason you find Sri Lankans everywhere in the world...
in finance, business, medicine, engineering....
anything to do with using your brain.

British: Can u Swim?
Lankan: No
British:  Then a Dog is Better than you because It Swims.
Lankan: Can you Swim?
British: Yes!
Lankan: Then What's the Difference between you and the Dog…

British Shocked, Sri lankan Rocks! 👍 😜 😂 . . .

Britisher : WHY are you Sri lankans differ in colors, look we are all white..?
Lankans: Horses are in different colors but donkeys r all the same..!

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

How a Sri Lankan got White House Painting Contract !!!


Donald Trump wants the white house painted!
Chinese guy quoted 3 million.
European guy quoted 7 million.
Srilankan guy quoted 10 million.



Trump asked Chinese guy how did you quote?
He said:
1 million for paint
1 million for labour
1 million profit.

He asked European..
He said : 
3 million for paint
2 million for labour
2 million profit.

He asked Srilankan..
 Sri Lankan said:
4 million for me
3 million for you
3 million will give it to the Chinese guy to paint.

Sri Lankan got the painting contract 😜😜👌😊😃😃

Monday, October 3, 2016

Giniyam Rae - The Most controversial Sinhala Music video ever from Sri Lanka !!

Giniyam Rae - The Most controversial Sinhala Music video ever from Sri Lanka !!


Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Aiyo Siri Lanka (Sirisena)


A journalist, who was fed up with the Sri Lankan Economy, decided to ask views of President Sirisena on sports instead of Sri Lankan economy. He asked "Dear Mr. President, which game do you like". 
President replied "Cricket". Journalist further asked, which part of Cricket do you like, I mean batting or bowling ? "
The President replied "No, No, I LIKE THE TOSS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH ". Journalist was confused and asked "Why, only toss, Sir". 

President smiled and said " BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY TIME WHEN I SEE OUR RUPEE GOING UP"

Friday, May 20, 2016

Sri Lanka Floods - Colombo in crisis under floods

Sri Lanka Floods - Colombo in crisis under floods
The worst ever flood disaster in the last 25 years.















Friday, December 13, 2013

Friendliest Country in the World


The friendliest countries in the world toward foreign visitors are Iceland, New Zealand, and Morocco. 

From the World Economic Forum's (WEF) "Travel and Tourism Competitiveness Report 2013," we now have the raw data, assembled into convenient map format by Max Fischer of the Washington Post. Red countries are the least welcoming towards foreigners, while blue countries are the most friendly. Strewn throughout the data are some interesting surprises. 

The WEF assembled the raw data through extensive surveys in late 2011 to late 2012 with the question "How welcome are foreign visitors in your country?" The hopes are that the results help analysts "measure the extent to which a country and society are open to tourism and foreign visitors." 

The U.S., which as the Washington Post noted is supposedly the land of "give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free," came in at 102nd place, "well below much of the Middle East." 



The friendliest countries are Iceland, New Zealand and Morocco. There's little correlation between the remaining high scorers, ranging from formerly conflict-ridden countries like Bosnia and Herzegovina (8) and our Sri Lanka (25), oil-rich nations with heavy foreign investment like the United Arab Emirates (15), tourist havens like Barbados (11) and Thailand (13), and many African nations — Morocco (3), Burkina Faso (10), Mali (14), Rwanda (21), and Mauritius (28). 

Least welcoming countries were Bolivia, Venezuela, and somewhat unsurprisingly, Russia. Other unfriendly places included China, Bulgaria, Iran, Saudi Arabia, and Romania. South Korea came in very low-ranked as well, at 129. 

One wonders how its cousins to the north feel. The catch? Don't let the map make you think the world is brimming with pitchforks. For one, the results of the survey were ranked on a scale of 1 (very unwelcome) to 7 (very welcome), with the top 138 countries all ranking at 5 or higher, with the top 125 scoring 5.7 or higher. 
Just Venezuela and Bolivia, coming in at 4.5 and 4.1 respectively, ranked lower than 5 on the scale. And depending on where you travel within a country, people are likely to be more or less welcoming depending on whether you're in an urban or rural area, the local economic conditions, and how stable the political environment is. 

Moreover, whether or not a visitor is generally welcome in a country probably depends as much on their nationality and the specific nation in question as much as the population's general attitude towards outsiders. Americans and Israelis, for example, might find themselves significantly more unwelcome in areas with a history of strained relations. 

via: policymic.com/ 

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Sanath Jayasuriya - Some very rare photos

Sri Lankan Master Blaster Sanath Jayasuriya, who retired just days away from his 42nd birthday holds plenty of World records and presently representing ruling party UPFA in Sri Lankan Parliament. 

The kid who became a Cricket Giant

Sanath the family man



Sanath & Sandra

Sanath Jayasuriya celebrates his 41st birthday with a cake. Jayasuriya and Chaminda Vaas to his right

Having a rare rest in the field after practice


Jayasuriya Family with President

                                                                         Sanath’s eldest daughter is all smiles

                                                              Sanath, Sandra and children Keshini, Yalindi and Ranuk

Sanath when playing for Nashua Dolphins, South African Domestic team

Sanath 'Religious' Jayasuriya at Thirukkoneswaram Hindu Temple 
Look at the thiruneeru on his forehead

Sipping his favorite drink - Tender Coconut

Sanath at a Buddhist ceremony 


with Chivas Divas

Sanath with Sharukh

Sanath does a Bhangra in Sony Max studio

Old horses Murali and Sanath


Golden man with REAL GOLD

Bald with ball :)

Election Campaign.... 
Sanath Jayasuriya contested in Matara District and won the elections quite comfortably. 
He was 1st in Preferential votes 

Mumbai Indians owner Nita Ambani sharing a light moment with Sana

Senior Pros.. Sanath pointing something to Sachin.. Both made their international debut in 1989

Shy Sanath - 1st wedding


 always agile in fielding.. 

 Sanath @ Murali's Wedding  

Sanath the Politician.. Felicitated by Sri Lankan President 

at Election campaign

Celebrating Election victory with family and friends.... 




Younger, Hairy Sanath

Sharing a joke with Sachin

President's favorite :) 

Sanath Jayasuriya's Autograph

Final farewell in Australia... Everyone thought he played his last ODI, but not STJ 


Good Bye Hero........................

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