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Thursday, September 27, 2012

TRUCK DRIVER AND A WAITER - Joke


A young man just had his first customer, which turned out to be a BIG BURLY truck driver.
The young man walked up to the table where the truck driver was sitting and asked; can I take your order sir?
The truck driver replied, sure kid I want three flat tires and two headlights.
 
The young man was very puzzled and said, I beg your pardon?
The truck driver said again, look kid; I want three flat tires and two headlights.
 
The young man was still puzzled, but replied; yes sir, whatever.
 


The young man then took the request to his boss who was the head cook.
He told him about the truck driver's order, and that he wanted three flat tires and two headlights, “I think he's in the wrong place.”
 
The head cook said, I know what he wants, he wants three flap jacks and two eggs sunny side up; the truck driver is just trying to be smart, I know him.
 
The cook said to the waiter here, take this bowl of beans, give it to him and say this.
 
The truck driver said, Listen kid, I didn't order this; I said I wanted three flat
tires and two headlights.
 
The waiter replied, Well sir, the head cook said while you wait for your parts, you can gas up! 

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

2 Women in Heaven

2 Women in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?


1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds.




Monday, September 17, 2012

Gangnam Style - Dance like PSY


We've all seen the video (or at least 260 million of us have). But now it's time to take it a step further.
After all, why simply watch Psy dance on Youtube when you can dance like Psy? It's easy.



The first thing, of course, is to dress classy. Put on a suit and sunglasses and slick back your hair. Dancing Gangnam Style may tell the world you don't care how you look, but you have to counterbalance this with dressing as though you do.

Once you look awesome, then it's time to throw down.
Step 1: Cross your hands and pulse up and down like you are holding the reins of a horse.
Step 2: Push off the left foot and land on the right.
Step 3: Repeat until everyone is impressed. It shouldn't take long.
Now you're doing it Gangnam style!


Watch Gangnam Video Here...
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