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Showing posts with label Company jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, June 9, 2016

One Awesome Joke via Whatsapp


One day an ✈aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots’ cockpit when he saw a 📕book entitled “How to fly an aeroplane✈ for beginners. Volume One”.
😊
He opened the first page which said, “To start the engine, press the 🔴red button.”. He did so and the airplane engine started.
🎺
He was happy and opened the next page. “To set airplane moving press the blue🔵 button.”
He did so and the ✈aeroplane started moving at an amazing speed.
🎷
He wanted to fly so he opened the third page which read, “To let the aeroplane fly, please press the ♻green button.”
He did this and the plane started to ✈✈✈fly.
He was excited!!!🌻
After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go to the fourth page.
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He fainted 😱after reading the instruction.. 🎯
The fourth page read, “To learn how to land, please purchase Volume Two at the nearest bookshop!!!!😜😆

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

A Reasonable Fee - Lawyer Joke


        

A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"
        The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."
        "A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive isn't it?"
        "It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"

Sunday, April 24, 2016

You will die laughing - The Best Indian Joke ever ???

Nearly died laughing....

A Sindhi, a Southy and Sardar worked together in an office and had a common boss.
Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the three decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind him. After all, he never called or came back to work, so how would he know they went home early?

The Sindhi was happy to be home early. He checked his bank accounts, counted his cash and went to bed early.

The Southy too was elated to be home early. He performed a long pooja, had a leisurely curd rice dinner and went to bed early.

The Sardar was thrilled to get home early and surprise his wife. But when he got to his bedroom, he heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, he cracked open the door and was mortified to see his wife in bed with his boss! 
Gently he closed the door and crept out of the house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the Sindhi and the Southy planned to leave early again, and they asked the Sardar if he too would leave with them.

'No way !' the Sardar exclaimed, 'I almost got caught yesterday !'
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Friday, November 21, 2014

Height of Corporate Torture

Height of Corporate Torture

A COMPANY employee went to TOILET.
As he sat on the seat, on the front wall was written:

"Had you put the same pressure at work, company's targets would have been achieved today"


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