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Tuesday, March 31, 2015

9 Sexy Eligible Billionaires

9 Sexy Eligible Billionaires




Forbes has given us a list of the sexiest, sleekest and most available billionaires. With an undefined accent and soft vignette around the lens, he mentions some of the hottest bachelors and bachelorettes with the hottest investments, startups and petty accounts.
via - www.careeraddict.com

1. Alex Karp

Palantir is a data mining solution that has made Karp a billionaire. That and the fact that the company was CIA-backed.

2. Nicolas Berggruen

If you like diversity in your portfolio, then Berggruen will pony up for the bill. The German-American founder of the private investment company Bergguen Holdings is worth 1.6 billion dollars. He is known as the “Homeless Billionaire” as he bounces between hotel rooms and doesn’t own a home. At least you won’t have to ever make the bed.

3. Peter Thiel

This catch is co-founder of Paypal. How could he not be a billionaire?

4. Jack Dorsey

Founder of Twitter and Square, if into you’re the nerd-bad-boy look, Dorsey got your retweet. #GenreDefying #NerdBadBoysAThing

5. Tom Persson

Founder of fashion retailer H&M, you can be sure he’ll keep you warm when it’s cold outside. Probably very fashionably, too. 

6. Elizabeth Holmes

A college dropout usually isn’t on the list of ‘attractive’ attributes. Holmes, though, is a medical tech innovator with hundreds of patents in her name, and a few billion in her bank account. Change your mind a bit?

7. Travis Kalanick

This young stud will take you on a ride, an Uber ride that is, since he was the founder of the alternative taxi-hailing service.

8. Mikhail Prokhorov

If wealth, prestige and power make you hot under the collar, then billionaire Mikhail Prokhorov might just fit the bill. A very successful industrialist that also dabbled in politics, Prokhorov will trot you across the globe for Moscow to New York, because he owns the Brooklyn Nets basketball team, so you know he has team spirit.

9. Rupert Murdoch

The godfather of media, if you like a bit of down-under with your Crystal, Murdoch might be what whets your whistle. From printed media to television media, Murdoch has the news on lockdown; so, if you want the scoop, you might have to scoop up this magnate.



Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Don't complicate your life! Keep it simple

Don't complicate your life! Keep it simple


Monday, March 23, 2015

A Dog named 'Sex' !!! - Funniest Joke Ever

Dog named 'Sex'

Folks generally aren't very creative in choosing names for their dogs.
That's why there are so many named Rover and Spot.
But, have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he'd be cute and named his dog Sex?

  It goes like this:
"One day Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at midnight? I told him I was looking for Sex.
My case comes up next Tuesday."
"But, that ain't the worst part. One day, I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex.
The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex.
He said,   'I'd like to have one, too.'
Then, I said, 'You don't understand. She's a dog.'
He said he didn't care how she looked.
When I told him I'd had Sex since I was 5, he said, "You must have been an early bloomer."
"When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me I'd have to wait until after the wedding.  When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved around Sex, he said he didn't want to hear about my personal life."
"After my wife and I were married, I took the dog with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex. 
She said. 'Every room in the hotel was for sex.'
I said, 'You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.'
The clerk said, 'Me, too.' "
"When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he grinned and said, " Me. too."
"Now that I've been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I'm in counseling. My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was.  I said 'Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and I'm so lonely,' I told him.
He said, "Look, you and I both know that sex isn't man's best friend. Get yourself a dog."





Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Crazy Whatsapp People

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.



1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.
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2. Someone is "Driving" since 9 days! I guess he reached North Pole!!
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3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???
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4. Someone is always 'available'. How free are you?????
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5. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list!
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6. Someone writes "urgent calls only". Don't get it.. Are u in the fire or ambulance service?
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7. Someone says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away ur phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function
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8. Someone is 'at the movies' for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns the theatre or sells popcorn thereπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Monday, March 16, 2015

Life is like that !!! - Very touching story

Very touching story ..


Once upon a time, a boy named Hameed lived in a tiny primitive Moroccan village. He was a moron and all his classmates hated him for his stupidity, especially his teacher Aisha who was always yelling at him, "you are driving me crazy Hameed". 

One day his mother went to check out how is he doing and the teacher Aisha told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and that even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her whole career... The mother could not accept such a feed back and not only did she take her son out from that school but she even shifted to another city...

25 years later, that teacher got an incurable cardio disease and all the doctors had strongly advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform effectively.. 

Left with no other choice she did the surgery and it was successful. When she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling at her. Being under anesthesia effect, she would have loved to thank him but could not talk. He was staring at her face which started turning to blue, she was raising her hand trying to tell him some thing but in vain and she eventually died... The doctor was shocked and was trying hard to understand what just happened; till he turned back and saw our friend Hameed working as a cleaner in that hospital who unplugged the oxygen device to connect his Vaccum Cleaner....

Don't tell me you were thinking that Hameed became a doctor.... :) :p


Thursday, March 12, 2015

A young nurse - Funniest Joke

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. 
'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?' 

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?' 

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... 'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ??'

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It's time for Pom Bashing - Best of England Cricket Jokes

Foxsports.com.au's best England jokes

Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all-rounder.

Q. What's the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. What advantage do Eoin Morgan and Jonathan Trott have over the rest of their teammates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.

Q. Why don't English fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What do Matt Prior and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. What is the definition of optimism?
A. An England batsman putting on sunscreen before going out to bat.

Q. What is the difference between an England batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A. Nothing! If you blink you'll miss both.
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