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Showing posts with label sardar. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Sardar strikes once again !! - Indian Joke


*Sardar* got frustrated of jokes made on him, so he goes to his wife and says ..
"Tell me a joke in which
*I am not involved*.":worried:

She smiles and says ...:information_desk_person:
"I am pregnant".

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue::wink:

Sunday, April 24, 2016

You will die laughing - The Best Indian Joke ever ???

Nearly died laughing....

A Sindhi, a Southy and Sardar worked together in an office and had a common boss.
Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the three decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind him. After all, he never called or came back to work, so how would he know they went home early?

The Sindhi was happy to be home early. He checked his bank accounts, counted his cash and went to bed early.

The Southy too was elated to be home early. He performed a long pooja, had a leisurely curd rice dinner and went to bed early.

The Sardar was thrilled to get home early and surprise his wife. But when he got to his bedroom, he heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, he cracked open the door and was mortified to see his wife in bed with his boss! 
Gently he closed the door and crept out of the house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the Sindhi and the Southy planned to leave early again, and they asked the Sardar if he too would leave with them.

'No way !' the Sardar exclaimed, 'I almost got caught yesterday !'
😄

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Sardars, Lion and Sand



Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. 

When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand "

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Sing Sing all the way...




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