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Thursday, March 29, 2018

The most important quality ! - A must read Story


First year medical students were receiving their first anatomy class with a cadaver. They all gathered around the table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them; “In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities: the first is that you can not be disgusted by anything involving the human body”.  

For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing,” The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anus of the corpse and sucking on it. 

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and told them; “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.”

Thursday, October 6, 2016

That Legal - Logical question - Joke


A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor.
Sir, do you know everything about law?
Prof: Yes.
Student: If you can answer this question, i will accept my final marks, if you cant, you have to give me "A" Grade.
Professor agreed.
Boy asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"
Prof thought about it for hours & pondered no answer.
He had to finally give up as he really did not know.
He gave the boy his "A" Grade.
The following day, professor asked same question to his students.
He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.
He asked one student.
He answered: Sir, you are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.
Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal.
Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A" Grade, This is neither logical nor legal.
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