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Saturday, May 11, 2013

Sardars, Lion and Sand



Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. 

When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand "

Friday, December 14, 2012

Lion visits you in your African Safari














Saturday, August 27, 2011

The Rabbit Joke .. :)






A  little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a
giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and says,
"Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come
with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much
better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and
goes off running with the rabbit. 
Then they come across an elephant doing opium, so the rabbit again says,
"Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come
running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so
good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
and then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to take a heroin shot...
The rabbit says "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your
health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so
good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat
the hell out of the little rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask,
"Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers..... .....
.
.
"That little devil makes me run around the forest like an idiot for
Hours every time he's high on cocaine!   "






Rock on  guys!






Saturday, March 27, 2010

Life of men, Before and After marriage


Life of men Before Marriage



Life of men After Marriage






Monday, May 11, 2009

KISS OF THE YEAR

WOW.. WHAT A KISS....


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