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Showing posts with label cannibal jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Idea to save Dad's money

Dad, would you like to save some money?
I certainly would, son.
Any suggestions?
Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Good Night Kiss!

One night a guy took his girlfriend home.
As they were about to bid each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood.
With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"
Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".
"No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" .
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?" .....................
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she said, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours.. ..

Friday, July 30, 2010

Two starving cannibals

Two starving cannibals, a father and son, were out trying to get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came a little old man. The son said,
“Oh Dad, there’s one.”
“No”, said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We’ll just wait.”
A little while later, along came a really fat man. The son said,
“Hey dad, he’s big enough.”
“No”, the father said. “We’d all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We’ll just wait.”
About an hour later, there came this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said,
“Now there’s nothing wrong with that one Dad, let’s eat her.”
“No”, said the father. “Were not going to eat her either.”
“Why not?” asked the son.
“Because, we’re going to take her back alive, and eat your mother”.
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