Champions Trophy 2017 - Truly a SEXY tournament

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This Champions Trophy has truly been unique. 

Australia has a guy named Cumming!

Bangladesh has a guy named Mossdicka!

England has a guy named Balls!

India has a guy named Hardick!

New Zealand has a guy named Raunchy!

Pakistan has a guy named Fakkar!

South Africa has a guy named Kock!

Sri Lanka has a guy named Dickwala!

No wonder its been a sexy tournament so far and rightly so on Sunday we get to witness an epic climax of Hardick-Fakkar!

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Aiyo Siri Lanka (Sirisena)

A journalist, who was fed up with the Sri Lankan Economy, decided to ask views of President Sirisena on sports instead of Sri Lankan economy. He asked "Dear Mr. President, which game do you like". 

President replied "Cricket". Journalist further asked, which part of Cricket do you like, I mean batting or bowling ? "

The President replied "No, No, I LIKE THE TOSS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH ". Journalist was confused and asked "Why, only toss, Sir". 

President smiled and said " BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY TIME WHEN I SEE OUR RUPEE GOING UP"

Ishant Sharma - The Aggressor? Idiotic Fighter? Non stop trouble seeker?

Ishant Sharma - The Aggressor? Idiotic Fighter? Non stop trouble seeker?

The tall own head slapping Modern hippie of Indian cricket team who is hitting the headlines these days, not only for his aggressive bowling but also for his on field bust ups against Sri Lankan players and the vociferous send offs for the dismissed batsmen is long seen as an aggressor and asking for trouble naughty player.

Check out these pics and.... 
You decide it yourself...

It's time for Pom Bashing - Best of England Cricket Jokes

Foxsports.com.au's best England jokes

Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all-rounder.

Q. What's the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. What advantage do Eoin Morgan and Jonathan Trott have over the rest of their teammates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.

Q. Why don't English fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What do Matt Prior and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. What is the definition of optimism?
A. An England batsman putting on sunscreen before going out to bat.

Q. What is the difference between an England batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A. Nothing! If you blink you'll miss both.